Sunday, 29 June 2008
An oldie....
Ali and Mohammed are begging on the London Tube. Ali drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Mohammed, on the other hand, only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day.
Mohammed asks Ali how he can bring home a suitcase full of £10. notes everyday. Ali says, "Look at your sign. It say 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Mohammed then looks at Ali's sign. It reads 'I only need another £10
to move back to my country'.
H/T Ted Foster
Saturday, 28 June 2008
Iraq News from DJ Elliot
Mahdi Army decimated during recent fighting. by Bill Roggio.
Sadr’s army dissolving? by Ed Morrissey
U.S. handover of Iraq's Anbar province delayed. By a sandstorm
And the casualty rates are falling.
Ed and Harriet met while on a cruise, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue their relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."
Harriet responded, "If we're being honest with each other, here goes ... I'm a hooker."
"I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."
H/T Don Emslie
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
H/T Liz B
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