....you run into a genius.
H/T Jackie Gedling
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
News....
US, NATO deaths in Afghanistan pass Iraq toll. While Al-Queda and the Taleban have a safe haven in Pakistan things are only going to escalate. (H/T DJ Elliott)
Scrap metal thieves steal bronze war hero memorials within hours of Veterans' Day service. Find them and hang them.
The toxic ship shunned by the world... so let's bring it to Britain!. It is an aircraft carrier. Give it a coat of paint and let the Navy start using it to train for when we get our new carriers. IF we ever get our new carriers.
Schoolboy goes on spending spree after bank blunder leaves him with £2 MILLION in his account. Ooops.
Fuel protest: Hauliers threaten to bring London to a standstill. I hope Boris waives the congestion charge for them.
Nelson Mandela removed from US terror list. Why? He is not a hero or a great leader. He is a commie terrorist who has been idolised by the same idiot liberals who think Che was a hero instead of a murdering scumbag.
Zimbabwe: Battered white farmers vow to battle on against Robert Mugabe. If you want to stop Mugabe, shoot him.
Man who killed two burglars escapes prosecution. Good. A least Texas knows how the law should work.
Robert Mugabe cements grip as African Union ducks censure. All those countries that supported Mugabe should have all western aid cut off immeadiately.
Al-Qaeda finds three safe havens for terror training. They can run but they cannot hide.
Polish president throws the EU into new crisis as he declares: The Lisbon treaty is pointless. I love the Poles.
UK life costs 'at least £13,400'. And the rest.
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.
However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. "You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said.
"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"
H/T DML
Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE'
H/T Andi B
From Capt Craig....
'For some reason all your video clips stop after only a few seconds. The load bar shows that the clip loads to completion but the damn thing will not play. Every one of the other sites I visit give me no problem. Wazzup? This has only happened since I had to get a new puter and was forced to use Vista. Might there be a connection, old chap? I am getting frustrated as I really do get off on some of your aviation stuff because I am a sulphurous old retired fighter pilot.'
Anyone know the solution to this problem?
Tuesday, 1 July 2008
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