H/T Don Emslie
Thursday, 3 July 2008
Saudi Oil Reserves...
The Saudis announced today that there is no shortage of oil. They have plenty of oil reserves.
In fact they assure us that they have enough oil to keep screwing us well into the next century.
H/T DML
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
A man rings his local paper to place an obituary for his late wife.
He only has £1 - which will only get him three words.
He asks the paper to write 'Margaret is dead'.
The fella at the paper feels sorry for him and says 'you can have three more words and I wont charge you for them".
The man says thank you, thinks for a moment, and then asks for .....
'Margaret is dead, Fiesta for sale'.
H/T Liz B
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