Monday, 14 July 2008
Quote of the Week....
"From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan. 143 days. I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that." Columnist Cheri Jacobus
H/T Shelly
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News...
Belgians buy Budweiser brewer. The Belgians!!
Army acts to promote gay rights. WTF!!!
Blade Britain: Send jobless youths on national service, says new knife crime tsar. Ship them out to Afghanistan.
High petrol prices are good for us, says cabinet minister. He is as stupid as his father.
Smoking is 'good for your memory and concentration'.
There you go.
We should never expect justice from the UN - a club of tyranny and corruption. Melanie Phillips lets rip.
Eight new nuclear power stations planned for England. Then hurry up and build them.
Territorial Army soldiers to be ordered to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan. We need to increase the size of our forces. They are still being cut back.
Nine US soldiers killed in Afghanistan as Taleban attacks base. The Taleban must be eradicated using every weapon we have(or had before the liberals banned them)and probably a few that we 'haven't'. There is no such thing as a nice clean media friendly war.
Sudan war crime charges expected. And......
Interesting thing of the Day....
Sunday Ship History: Aiming the Ship's Guns (IV): Analog Computers. H/T DJ Elliott
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Some Zen teachings...some old some new.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse ... then things just get worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
H/T Pete Hurrell
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