Sunday, 28 September 2008
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what is natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course.
Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
So they buried Deirdre.
H/Ts Casasquirrels and Pete Hurrell
Now that's a novel way to cart hay..........
National Guardsmen help guide a rancher as he loads bundles of hay aboard a CH-47 Chinook helicopter to deliver to stranded livestock who have been trapped by the flooded salt-waters without food or fresh water since Hurricane Ike struck the Southwest coast of Louisiana.
The Sunday Best......what little there is.
Birmingham firm strikes Barack Obama presidential coin. Waste of good metal. I suppose they will become some sort of losers memorabilia.
Muslim sues Tesco over alcohol. I don't know which is worse, the dumbass muslim or the two bit lawyer who thinks he can make a quick buck from this bullshit.
China's new slave empire. And nothing will happen to stop it because our leaders are too scared to stand up to China.
US steps up Pakistan raids to thwart al-Qaeda 'October surprise' plot. Hit them where ever they are.
Barack Obama's team believes he can win by a landslide. More like buried by one.
Al-Qaeda bid to recruit inmates. Solitary confinement 24/7 should stop that.
Britain considers £9bn JSF project pullout. Just get rid of the MoD. The money wasted on that bunch of worthless pricks would pay for all sorts of new toys. The military are more than capable of looking after themselves and do not need a bloody ministry stuffing up the works.
Zuma’s rise puts whites to flight. A black president with strong communist connections, now where have I heard that before?
the Clarkypoos bit...
Don’t let banks lose your money – do it yourself.
Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4
WARNING! VIRUS ALERT
If you get an e-mail with 'Nude Photos of Sarah Palin' in the subject line: DO NOT OPEN IT.
It might contain a virus.
If you get an e-mail with 'Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton' DO NOT OPEN IT.
It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton.
H/T Stormbringer.
Procrastinator's Creed.....
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
H/T DML
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