John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the after shave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”
The second barber turned to McCain and said, “How about you?”
McCain replied, “Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”
Saturday, 11 October 2008
Barbershop
Don't bet against it...
...am I the only person who thinks he may be a KGB sleeper left over from the Soviet Era.
H/T DML
Light News....
Obama not even qualified for a basic US Security clearance. Neocon Express has the details.
Republican governor did not unlawfully fire her public-safety commissioner. The headline that the MSM are not using. As for Abusing her Position, the Dems should know they have been abusing themselves for years. H/T Jules
Fears over £8billion of council cash in overseas accounts.
How much! Don't even think of putting up council tax this year.
Al-Qaeda and Taliban terrorist chiefs escape Pakistan missile blast by minutes. Don't worry we will get them next time.
Nato troops given new mandate to attack heroin drug barons in Afghanistan. About time.
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Friday, 10 October 2008
The Good News....
...the spud harvest should be finished in a week or so. I will then return to blogging full time for the first time since mid July. 
Well, well. Guess who this applies to....
1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — ‘not available’
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — ‘not available’
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13.Your Record of baptism — Not released or ‘not available’
14. Your Illinois State Senate records — ‘not available’
Ah, it's probably OK if the President can't qualify for a security clearance.....
H/T Dick B.
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