Saturday, 8 November 2008
So it begins....
Hamas Ready To Talk To Obama. All the worlds crazies will 'talk' to Obama because they know he is sympathetic to their causes.
News...
The next big rain chez Maggie.
A Jihadi In Love. Whitney has a fan, from Jules
President-Elect Obama's First CIA Briefing. But did he listen?
Injured veterans denied benefits. Once again our veterans are being treated like s**t.
EU voices strong concern over Russian missiles. And that's about as good as it is going to get. Europe's various military forces have been degraded too much.
Blind pilot guided to land by RAF. A great rescue.
Poppies banned in Palace. F**k the Foreign Office.
War hero, 88, told he is too old to carry flag in honour of the fallen. Disgusting. Heath and Safety bulls**t is wrecking Britain.
Selfless Sam: The inspiring story of the war veteran who gave away his £77,000 lottery win. An example to us all. What a brilliant chap.
Carve their names in stone: The team that spends decades restoring the graves of fallen soldiers. People forget about the Commonwealth War Graves Commission and the great work they do.
Remembrance Day: Oldest WWI survivor Henry Allingham to lead commemorations. And we shall remember them.
Labour ‘racism’ would block British Obama, says Trevor Phillips. The fact that he is a uber-liberal lunatic may also have something to do with it.
Gun sales soar following Obama election. As predicted.
US troops find a new tactic to thwart suicide bombs in Iraq. The surge has allowed this to happen.
North Korea 'is being run by Kim Jong Il's brother-in-law'. Keeping the lunacy in the family.
Israel Developing Nuke-Hunting Drone. Glad someone is.
Terror Financiers can't be blacklisted because it violates their rights. So just shoot the f**kers.
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Time-Wasting Thoughts
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,”Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
H/T DML
Friday, 7 November 2008
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There's No-one as Irish as BO ....a la Wogan
I bunged the vid over to Terry's show and he sang it on the air this AM.
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