1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
H/T Gary P
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
Things you can say only during Thanksgiving.....
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
After numerous rounds of “We don’t know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.
Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help Within a few seconds the Marines cabled back with this reply: “Tell Kennedy he’s holding the message upside down.”
H/T DML
Video of the Day: Rolf Harris sings 'Two Little Boys' the the Chelsea Pensioners.
A great song and well worth a listen.
You may also want to listen to 'They Died for Me'.
News....
Jamie Gorelick is described as being in the running for the post of Attorney General. Well Obama did say he wanted a new dog for the White House.
Ruminations at Liberty Peak Lodge
The night we waved goodbye to America... our last best hope on Earth. Hitchens on the election result.
First World War hero's bravery medals stolen just hours before Armistice Day. Find the thief and put him in the stocks.
Get your snouts out of the trough: MPs blasted by their own sleaze watchdog. Greedy self-serving scum the lot of them.
North Korea threatens 'ultra-hardline' action against Japan over sanctions. Yeah, yeah yeah! More threats are their only export these days.
Foreign peace troops will be targets, Congo rebel warns. No shit. Under-equipped, under-manned and poorly led as per usual. They will achieve nothing.
UK to lead EU anti-piracy force off Somalia. What with? The Royal Navy is a bit short of ships at the mo thanks to the c**t in Number 10.
Barack Obama throws US missile shield into doubt. As predicted! Our enemies must be rubbing their hands. At least four years of being to do as they please.
Brave Captain David Hicks died in poorly protected base, inquest told. Let the Military run the country and send all the politicians and civil servants to fight the wars.
Barack Obama plans quick transfer of Guantanamo Bay suspects to US. Where doubt a whole load of liberal lawyers with terrorist sympathies will defend them.
Republicans to Receive Bailout from Congress from Coyote Blog
One of Thousands who will never be forgotten.
Picture: Cpl. J. Holme CD the Seaforth Highlanders of Canada
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