Theo Spark

Study shows how spammers cash in. No wonder there is so much of the stuff.

WW II vet held in Nazi slave camp breaks silence: 'Let it be known'. A reminder of how bad things were.

Ten Years of 'Change' in the UK. And it's all been bad.

Worshippers in Lansing, MI assaulted by liberal activists. The Liberals think they can walk over everybody. They have a shock coming their way.

Foreplay is overrated, researchers claim. Sounds like a lot of hard research went into this one.

Baby beaten to death despite 60 visits from social services who betrayed Victoria Climbie - and again nobody's to blame. Social services are infested with liberal pond slime who are incompetant. They need to be sacked en-masse. Give the childrens charities the cash and legal power to protect children.

Council ranks term 'British' with 'negroes' and bans it in case it upsets Scots, Welsh and minorities. Welcome to modern Britain. This advise from a man who was caught trolling for men on Clapham Common.

Serious criminals cannot be named and shamed because it could 'infringe their human rights'. F**k their human rights. Criminals do not have rights.

Penpushers get more recovery time than frontline troops. More REMF bulls**t from the desk jockeys at the MoD.

Revealed: How U.S. left nuclear warhead lying at bottom of ocean after B52 crash in 1968. I am sure it is perfectly safe. If it hasn't gone off by now etc.

Ryanair flies into a storm with 'sexist' charity calendar featuring scantily clad cabin crew. And in a sense of true moral outrage the Daily Mail prints all the pictures.

UN Security Council delays sending more troops to Congo. True to form the UN dithers while people die. Not that UN troops will stop the killing.

Iran 'test-fires' new missile. That's new as in an old piece of soviet junk with a paint job.

Barack Obama looks to Iran to help bring peace to Afghanistan. No doubt with Jimmy Carters help.

General Motors: end of the road? I don't know much about the US car industry but if it has Democrat supported unions it will go the same way as the British car industry.

Cuban president Raul Castro to visit Russia. More Soviet s**t stirring.

Unemployment hits 11-year high of 1.82 million. That's not counting all the scroungers on 'disability' benefits.

North Korea to ban border crossings. Who would want to go there? Is this 'attention seeking' a cry for help. The NK has been shut away for so long they have no idea how to communicate in a friendly manner.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster .'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

H/T Pete Hurrell