Theo Spark

Time on your hands?

The eyeballing game. Just how good is your perception?

H/T Old Dude

USMC Wants You. A great cause needs your help.

Anyone who knows of similar schemes in the US/UK or anywhere else drop me a line and I will promote it. It must be genuine as I am sure they will be. Also anyone wanting to promote a parcels for the troops etc send the details and we will see if we can help.

New Game: Name that Bum.....

...she is a actress if it helps.

The Boring Stat Pron...

In November we had...

51,315 Absolutely Unique visitors

130,362 Visits

and 282,087 Page Views.

Not bad for a Norfolk Peasant. Although I couldn't do it without the Team who are just amazing.

A Great Heritage....

Signalman Job Interview..

Gary wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?”

Gary says, “I would switch the points for one of the trains.”

“What if the lever broke?” asked the inspector.

“Then I’d dash down out of the signal box,” said Gary, “and I’d use the manual lever over there.”

“What if that had been struck by lightning?”

“Then,” Gary continues, “I’d run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box.”

“What if the phone was engaged?”

“Well in that case,” persevered Gary, “I’d rush down out of the box and use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there.”

“What if that was vandalized?”

“Oh well, then I’d run into town and get my uncle Bill.”

This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, “Why would you do that?”

“Because he’s never seen a train crash.”

H/T DML

Britain thinking of joining euro. Don't f**king bet on it. ((H/T Matt)

Bollywood rises up from Tim Blair.

What DID Jacqui Smith know? Now even the Cabinet turns on Home Secretary over Tory MP arrest fiasco. God she is a dishonest cow. She is incapable of telling the truth.

Arrest...or assault? Judge's disgust after soldier is held down and hit EIGHT times. Sack the Plod responsible. Of course nothing will happen they are protected by their chums at the Lodge.

Welcome to Soviet Britain: The Labour heartlands where figures reveal that half the population relies on the state for a job. Buying votes with jobs. We should sack all non essential public employees they are a massive drain on government funds. The money could be better spent.

Union chief 'demanded £100,000' to leave grace-and-favour London flat. There is nothing greedier than a union pig.

Pentagon hires British scientist to help build robot soldiers. Robo-wars are coming.

40,000 die every year after hospital blunders, MPs are told. Welcome to 'universal health care'. Private healthcare must be made tax deductable so that those in work or with pensions can have the chance to opt out of the NHS.

Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic hits 10,000. No-one will help until it is over a million or 2. The Western Governments doesn't give a crap and should be ashamed of it.

Britain's 'curry king' calls for 10-year block on new immigrants. Raise the drawbridge and start shipping out the undesirables and sod their human rights.

Mumbai attacks - city fears five terrorists are 'missing'. Sadly they will re-appear.

Promotion for PC Angela Cornes who ignored victim Banaz Mahmod. Another useless bloody copper. Is there any form of intelligence required to be a policeman. There used to be good cops out there. Since Labour came to power they all seem to be either ignorant thugs or imcompetant layabouts. The British people deserve better from the police.

Nato plays it cool over Georgia and Ukraine. Which translated means 'we surrender'. Putin's bully-boy tactics seem to be working.