WTF....I love the guy's laugh in the video.

H/TDML

News...

Big brother police to get power to stop you in the street to demand ID... refuse and you'll face jail. ID cards will be next or why not go the whole hog and microchip everyone!!!

Radical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada back in jail but could be free in weeks. Just throw the bastard out.

Muslim prayer rooms should be opened in Catholic schools, say church leaders. WTF!!!

Commons braced for Queen's Speech chaos as rebel MPs protest over arrest of Damian Green. I hope they show it live on TV. Should be a hoot.

Parliament has been corrupted by this assault on its historic freedoms. How CAN Michael Martin survive?
He will survive because he is protected by the rest of the socialist pigs in parliament.

UK food and energy prices are rising twice as fast as those in Europe, report finds. Welcome to rip-off Britain.

Thousands of homes worth £250,000 a year ago now up for sale for under £100,000. The property crash was predicted pity no-one took any notice.

Pictures of courage: Britain's injured war heroes struggle to their feet to be honoured by Charles and Camilla. Brave lads.

Barack Obama's grandfather 'tortured by British'. Or so he claims.

US should expect a nuclear or biological terrorist attack by 2013, report says. An Britain before then. These are dangerous times for us all.

Barack Obama says US 'will maintain strongest military on planet'. He has changed his tune.

Robert Mugabe 'should be removed by force, and South Africa must help'. Should have happened years ago. At least someone has finally mentioned it.

German soldiers deemed 'too fat to fight'. Tut tut.

Wednesday Wenches....

Bus Racing..........it could only be Top Gear.

H/T DML

Christmas Trees from around the World......

H/T Peter Gunn

H/T Mark Scott

Fred Thompson explains bailouts

Bedtime Who's this....

Cartoon round-up...by Mark Scott

The walk to school.....in China.

H/T DML

Romania has an Army and it looks like this.....

Afghanistan - "Yalda's Kabul" (Nov.2008)

News...

‘We thought we were safe... then CNN stepped in!’. Once again the media have helped terrorists, for the sake of being first with the news.

Thailand's prime minister is banned from office by court. Let's try that over here.

Labour accused of plotting 'political stitch up' to save Speaker Michael Martin. The Tories should physically chuck Martin out.

Heads FINALLY roll over Baby P . . . but will arrogant social services boss get a hefty pay-off? She should be fired and stripped of her pension.

Counsellor sacked for refusing to give sex advice to gay couples because it was 'against his Christian beliefs'. Pathetic.

Ordeal of the 100 starving St Bernards abandoned at a kennels. Throw the owner in a cell and leave him there. No food or water for a month.

Pirates attack cruise ship off Somali coast. I think the Royal Marines would like a cruise!

Unknown son emerges as contender to take over from Kim Jong-il. The Die-nasty continues.

Mumbai attacks: Jews tortured before being executed during hostage crisis. We must never show mercy to terrorists.

Walrus plays the saxophone. Cool.

Mob runs riot as Zimbabwe runs out of water. Mugabe is running out of time. Let's hope the mob gets hold of him and his wife.

President Yushchenko seeks warmer links with Moscow as Nato hopes cool. NATO could blow this and allow Putin to start putting the Soviet Bloc back together.

Muslim graveyard refuses to bury terrorists in Mumbai. Throw them into the sewers where they belong.

Tuesday Totty......

The Black Hole.....

A sleep-deprived office worker accidentally discovers a black hole



H/T Shelly

They Never Move..........

Airline Food up at the pointy end.....

H/T DML

Airline food at the tail end......

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die."

She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could..."

At this point the wife sits up and says,
"Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning... you don't."

H/T Rodney