The giant freighter piggybacking superyachts to the Caribbean.
Sunday, 7 December 2008
The Importance of Good Eye Make-up.....
Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied. If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys... 
H/T M Kohl
Quotes from Hollywood Squares part 1.....
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads underwater long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
H/T Ted Foster
The Sunday Best....
Irish brothers hit big time with Obama. Nice of the Times to catch up with us. They are only 9 months behind.
Jules is in the Doghouse.
Arthur's Man of the Month. Geert Wilders!
Axe attack soldier in rehab nine hours a day. An amazing story of a brave guy.
Mrs Speaker axed from State banquets: Off Queen's guest list after snubbing nine invitations. She should axe the speaker as well.
Moles row deepens: Cabinet 'traitor' behind Tory bid to prove Brown guilty of sleaze. As if we need proof!
Keeping Poultry and Rabbits on Scraps... The bestselling book returns for the credit crunch. A welcome return for grow your own.
Falkland Islands to be left without warship. A f**king disgrace. Brown has systematically wrecked the Royal Navy. The bastard should be keel-hauled.
First Russian warship uses Panama Canal since 1944. More posturing by Putin and that prick Chavez.
Fighting bear advert voted funniest of all time.
Pantomime horses banned because of health and safety. Oh for f**ks sake.
Welfare mothers to be forced to work. About time too.
Admirals walk the plank after Iranian humiliation. Good. It was a disgraceful episode. Government Ministers should also go.
Head of Royal Navy threatens resignation over push to scrap Harriers. If anything we need more Harriers. We must increase defence spending.
Clinton builds loyalist empire. Obama's enemy within. This is going to get messy.
Battle for Zimbabwe’s blood diamonds. Mugabe's days are numbered. The troops will not support him for much longer.
and the Clarkypoos bit
Sorry, worms, you won’t be getting a piece of me.
Vauxhall Insignia 2.8 V6. An adequate way to drive to hell
And Little Jimmy May
The perfect Bond car
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