Tuesday, 9 December 2008
News...
HE’S the longest-serving British Army member in Afghanistan. And he is sooo cute.
The Government wants to run everything. It's an old Trot trait. They need to be booted out and soon.
Irish 'poison pork' to stay on shelves, says defiant Tesco. Another good reason not to go to Tesco. My butcher is both better and cheaper than the supermarkets.
Revealed: The town where HALF the people claim say they are too sick to work. If they are that bloody sick they should be 'put down'.
Alleged 9/11 mastermind wants to confess to plot. If they want to be martyrs so be it. Strap them to a nuke and martyr them all over Waristan.
Sharon Shoesmith sacked by Haringey Council. She should not be allowed to keep her pension.
British Admiral to lead new EU anti-pirate force for Somalia. He may need more than 6 ships.
Pakistan refuses to extradite Mumbai terrorists. Pakistan is rapidly losing it ally status. Anyway you can't trust a country that cheats at cricket.
Jacob Zuma thwarts efforts to force Robert Mugabe out. Zuma is a crook and a commie just like Mugabe.
Google Earth accused of aiding terrorists. Sometimes there can be too much information on the net.
Obama speechwriter photographed groping Hillary Clinton likeness. And he will claim he was drunk!!!
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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed....
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and ...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me!
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy ... oooh look at the Froggy ... can I have a chocolate ... why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
H/T DML
Oliver Postgate.........
A tribute to Oliver Postgate who has died.
This explains a lot about modern Britain. A whole generation grew up watching this!!
The Clangers - 'Treasure'
Ivor the Engine - 'Snowdrifts'
And of course Bagpuss
Monday, 8 December 2008
Blog of the Day...
The Remittance Man. Ignore the ASBO and go through it. It's a great blog and SFW. Another victim of the internet plod.
Question for the Day....
...am I the only guy who still owns a pair of Hexcel Splittails? Probably the best ski ever made.
Stand up for Christmas....
*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*'Cause the PC Police had taken away*
*And the reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds, and Wise Men, and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say,*
* December 25th is just a 'Holiday '.*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes of selling books by Franken or Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas;
it won't touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in every public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged or discarded*
*The reason for the season, was stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
*Sipping your Starbucks, Listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,not Happy Holiday !*
Please, all Christians join together and wish everyone you meet during the holidays a MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!
H/T Peter Gunn
AIRSPACE VIOLATION PROTOCOL...
According to a Marine Pilot:
Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'
Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)
Sounds like Neptunus Lex
H/Ts Nebraska Bob & DML
