Thursday, 11 December 2008
Hero of the Day....Peer Steinbruck.
German Minister attacks 'depressing' UK economic rescue.
He is right. Private debt and greedy banks got us into this mess and public debt will not solve it. If anything it will make matters a lot worse a lot quicker. A Scottish Socialist Prime Minister and a Scottish Socialist Chancellor bailed out a bunch of Scottish bankers and Northern Rock Numpties. Savings should have been protected and the banks left to go under. The 'good' banks will survive and the bad ones go under.
Well and truly spun....
Helicopters order secures jobs. This story started out as 'Royal Navy's carriers may be delayed'. Now the BBC no doubt at the behest of their Labour masters are playing up a few jobs and some choppers and the carrier delay is a bit stuck on the end. The military need both choppers and carriers (and shed loads of other stuff)now. If the government is short of a few quid to finance it they could always sell off the BBC.
News....
Just ONE euro to the pound: Cost of European holidays soar as sterling sinks to 18-year low. Brown hasn't a clue what he is doing.
This field belongs to Jim! Farmer carves his name in giant letters on snow-covered field with a slurry spreader. He should have written 'Brown is a c**t'.
Which reminds me of this story.
'I also despair at those who complain about low-flying RAF jets. One farmer in Wales became so fed up with the sound of the man-made thunder that he wrote “piss off Biggles” on the roof of his house. Happily, every flyboy went over there for a look-see.' from Clarkypoos.
The £1.75m freeloaders: Squatters take over King Edward VII's Brighton mansion. Nothing a spot of tear gas won't cure.
A gun in granny's post... rifle meant for a police HQ gets lost lost in the mail. I would have kept it.
Santa doesn't exist: What a blundering teacher told her tearful class of seven-year-olds. Sack the bitch.
Marking in red pen 'can damage students'. measures dismissed as "kooky, loony, loopy lefty" by opposition politicians.
Nazis drew up secret plans for Kamikaze bomb plane to attack Britain. Tut tut. Just not cricket.
BBC merger plan to prevent Channel 4 from going bust. Why not sell both off. They are both blatantly liberal. Only about 10% of their output is worth watching.
5,000 US troops to help British with Taleban stalemate in Afghanistan. We need all the help we can get. We also need to reverse all the troop cuts since 1990.
Women refuse to be silenced by Robert Mugabe. Good girls.
Lawyers march as more dissidents are snatched in Zimbabwe. The masses are starting to rise up. It's only a matter of time now.
Cholera is 'S African disaster'. The only way to stop the spread is to get rid of Mugabe.
B&Q staff trash hotel at Christmas party. If the rumours a right it will be their last one. B&Q is heading the same way as Woolworths, MFI and Focus.
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Wednesday, 10 December 2008
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A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
H/Ts Everyone
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