1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They’re moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.
H/T DML
Saturday, 13 December 2008
What is a Cat?
Light News...
Armour: It's alive. Why don't we have this?
Iron Man Is Jewish. Or this.
Postmen sabotage Christmas: 'Cynical' union orders strike on the busiest day of the year. Trotskyite Rabble. Any postman that goes on strike should be sacked. The way the economy is going there will be plenty of people willing to replace them.
Manchester voters give a resounding NO to Britain's biggest congestion charging zone. Did they really think that people would vote yes!
Man told to wait 11 years for knee replacement. The NHS is an expensive joke.
CV-22s Complete 1st Operational Deployment. Something else we won't get.
Jacqui Smith warns of influx of Zimbabwean refugees into Britain in wake of cholera epidemic. Zimbabwean are more welcome than Jacqui Smith and her ilk.
Bomber Command Memorial Fund reaches £750,000. Great news. A memorial is long overdue.
Mugabe claims cholera was released by the British. Will someone kindly shoot the nutter.
Emergency rescue plan for British motor industry. What motor industry? It's all owned by foreigners.
SAS to take on Taleban 'decapitation' mission after leaving Iraq. Go get 'em.
Victims of Zimbabwean diamond crackdown to be dumped in mass grave. Need anymore reasons why we should send in troops.
Secret rocket-ball weapon may be effective against WMD facilities. Cor!
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SOMALIAN PIRATES ANNOUNCE 30 REDUNDANCIES
In a further sign of the global economic downturn, Somalian pirates have been forced to reduce headcount.
Analysts blame the reduction in retail activity, which in turn has led to less goods being shipped past their top secret hidden pirate base ( in the port of Eyl in Somalia, warehouse B ).
'This has been a difficult decision” commented a one-eyed gang leader, “But we need to realign our structure to cope with worsening market conditions. Arr.”
One pirate, who wished to remain anonymous, said: “This is going to hit my family hard. My only income so far this year has been $400,000 in ransom money. There just isn't any piracy work here now. I'll have to become a plumber. I've heard it pays really well. Arr.”
The IUP ( International Union of Pirates ) has today pledged to lobby governments worldwide to ensure more boats are sent past Somalia, to avoid the death of what was once a booming industry. “Some pirate gangs are not complying with the current employment regulations” said a one-legged union spokesman “when we negotiated for severance packages we meant cash not limbs. It’s just not good enough. Arr.”
H/T DML
Commandos Caught In a Firefight,Dramatic Rescue Earns Silver Star
Dramatic video of U.S. troops caught in a firefight in Afghanistan.
Source: CNN
more here
Friday, 12 December 2008
Video and song of the Day....
..the new and official video for 'There's no one as Irish as Barack Obama' by my friends The Corrigans. What ever your feelings on Barack it is a great song and is being officially released as a single today. See sidebar for how to get it from i-Tunes
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