...How many films do you recognise?
Sunday, 14 December 2008
The Sunday Best....
Man, 50, accused of using squirt gun to spray fox urine on teen pranksters. Great idea. Let's try it on Brown. Tally Ho.
The sea eagle, extinct in Britain, could soar again over Norfolk. Cool.
Hilary Benn: The UK should not look solely to British farmers to feed the nation. Wanker! Britain must be self-sufficient food production. We should only import those foods that we cannot grow here.
Army hit by crisis as hundreds of troops quit to save marriages. You can hardly blame them. Labour has cut our forces too much. Not enough troops or kit to go round.
General Gordon does a Churchill (But Winston's enraged grandson says: 'you aren't fit to lick his boots'). Brown is a disgrace. If he were a horse he would be shot.
It's the only new steam train in 40 years...Nice to know we can still make something.
Nude Virgin Mary cover prompts Playboy apology. Some people are too sensitive.
£130 million refurbishment bill for Jack Straw's new offices. Why do we continue so show surprise at stuff like this? We know what a bunch of worthless pricks Labour are.
Mumbai attacks: How Indian-born Islamic militants are trained in Pakistan. Most 'terrorists' seem to be trained in Pakistan at the moment.
Why Eurocrats believe that No to EU treaty is the Irish for Yes. They will not stop until they get their way. They need to be chopped down to size.
Pakistan 'linked to 75% of all UK terror plots', warns Gordon Brown. So why don't we ban flights from Pakistan?
Senate scandal snares Obama’s chief aide. Fact: Democrats are dishonest and always have been.
Silenced - the sharpest voice against Mugabe. And still we do nothing.
The Clarkypoos Bit
The BBC’s letting loonies gag me with mink knickers.
Volvo XC60.
and James May
Why men are so keen to mess up the kitchen.
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Thought for the Day...
"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
H/T Peter Gunn
Farm Humour....
A man from a neighboring ranch knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
'Is yer Dad home?' the rancher asked
'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
'Well,' said the rancher, 'Is yer Mom here?'
'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'
'He went with Mom and Dad.'
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.'
'Well,' said the rancher uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant.'
The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about that', he finally conceded.
'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard.'
H/T Shelly
Saturday, 13 December 2008
At last, the answer to the question most asked in America!!!
FINALLY,
HERE IT IS.
THE ANSWER TO
THE QUESTION WE
HAVE ALL BEEN
HEARING AND
ASKING FOR SO
MANY YEARS!
AND THE ANSWER IS:
YES! 
H/T Shelly
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