A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'
'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde.
'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.'
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container ....
'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM’
H/T Rix
Thursday, 18 December 2008
Blonde Joke...
Cool......
...expect the MoD to order some.
The ultimate boys' toy: The giant radio-controlled tank that's SO powerful it could pull your car.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Sipsey Street Irregulars ask an Inconvenient Question or Two....
Folks,
I have two impolite questions. Perhaps one of you can answer them.
1. How high does American unemployment have to get before we begin to seriously deport the illegals who compete for jobs and drive wages down?
2. Obama's big-deal "infrastructure plan" is going to mortgage your great-grandchildren's futures to do what exactly? Boost publicly-funded construction projects, right? Been by any construction projects lately? Who do you see? Cheap Mexican labor, right? So, can we more properly call this "Obama's Recovery Plan for Illegals"?
Sorry, folks. I told you they were impolite.
Yours Mike
This could also apply in Britain. Sadly immigrants do all the low paid jobs because the British won't. It is far easier to live on benefits.
News....
Recession? Not in the public sector where state workers are unscathed as cuts ravage jobs market. The Public sector tends to vote Labour so they will be safe. If it bankrupts Britain, Labour won't care.
Police accountability plan scrapped after backlash from from senior officers. The last thing the Police want is to be accountable. They might be forced to go out and catch criminals.
I may scrap the congestion zone altogether, says Boris. Boris being sensible. That's a first.
Army forced to bull JCBs and paint them in camouflage colours to clear warzones. Another MoD f**k up.
Jaguar in line for taxpayer bail-out. What do ministers and their bodyguards drive around in? Expect a sizable donation to the Labour party for this one.
Big cut in Opec oil production fails to stop prices falling to 4½-year low. Time OPEC took a beating.
President Kgalema Motlanthe takes swipe at UK over Robert Mugabe. President Who?
American commandos get UN go-ahead to hunt down Somali pirates. Happy Hunting.
35 Iraqi officials arrested over coup plot: report. Once an Arab.....
8 really, really scary predictions. You think things are bad now. And Britain is in a far worse state than the US.
Russia provides 10 MiG fighter jets to Lebanon for free. Show's how much a Mig is worth if you have to give them away.
You don't get this at Wembley....
Red Star Belgrade's fans light torches during the Serbian First Division match against Mladost Lucani in Belgrade.
H/T Old Dude
The State of Britain by DML.......
Rhys Jones killer's mother 'worked as a prostitute' during murder trial. Why is not a surprise.
Up to 15 travel operators 'expected' to collapse. Along with the rest of the British Economy.
Evening Christmas choir concert cancelled over health and safety fears. I blame greedy lawyers for all this.
Council tells neighbours to pay £43 for leaf collection they do themselves. Someone should tell the council to go f**k themselves.
University student, 22, refused M&S Christmas crackers under Explosives Act. Dangerous things crackers!!!
Muslim cocktail waitress sues club over "sexually revealing" uniform. Let her wear a burqa and then see how many tips she gets.
EU laws stop UK Government from making foreign lorries carry safety mirrors. More crap from Brussels.
Harriet Harman criticised after suggesting pensioners should be grateful to Government. Arrogant bitch.
Church and state could separate in UK, says Archbishop of Canterbury. Bearded Buffoon who is not fit to be an altarboy let alone Archbish.
Pensioners' income from savings £130 lower than when Labour came to power. Poor pensioners. Labour will lose most of the Grey Vote.
Train Snow Plowing........
...and all it takes in Britain is a single leaf on the line to shut down the railways.
H/T Old Dude
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The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
The last truly original Christmas song before the X Factor appeared and wrecked the fun.
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