The Annual Christmas Message...

..from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. God save the Queen.

H/T Mark Scott

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Guys' Favorite Jokes

Bonus Christmas Totty....

Cookery Tip: Remember to baste your bird!!!

H/T DML

Santa had some trouble....

H/T DML

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck 12 Days of Christmas.....

H/T Liz B

WTF!

We will remember them.....

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Mercedes-Benz SLR Stirling Moss......

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Light News...

US laser warplane under threat from Barack Obama. Any defence cuts will be seen aa a green light for all the troublemakers out there.





Bah humbug! Police ban shops from serving customers mulled wine. Keystone Killjoys.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Christmas C4 speech sparks row. What do you expect from the liberals assholes that run channel 4. Brown should sell it off.

Dmitry Medvedev issues warning to ex-Soviet states. Putin's puppet. The Soviet era is back.

Dozens of militant rockets, mortars barrage Israel. Time for Israel to go in and eradicate Hamas.

Christmas Totty....

Remember to keeps your pets away from the Egg Nog!!

H/T Richard S

The perfect eggernogger recipe:

1 bit of ready made custard
Bit of vanilla
Bit of cloves
Bit of cream

Pour Myers Dark rum in it and stir until you can't taste anything else.

H/T Thomas Harris

Christmas Carols.....

Once in Royal David's City from King's College Chapel.




Hark the Herald Angels Sing - St.Paul's Cathedral - London

Christmas Bedtime Totty...

.Merry Christmas to you all.

A commercial for the South African cellular network Vodacom.

Article of the Day...

The President Comforts a Marine Mom.

H/T Shelly


also...

Defense Spending Would Be Great Stimulus. I couldn't agree more. Someone should tell the twit in Number 10.

Once again the MoD prove what a bunch of assholes they are....

Soldiers denied gifts over Christmas.

H/T DML

Cartoon round-up...by Mark Scott