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Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Manufacturing the De Havilland Mosquito.....



H/T Liberty Peak

Jules does not need your vote.......

....Best Individual Blog 2008 Finalist. He is building a good tally of non-votes so pop by and become a non-voter.

Calendar Totty......






H/T Mark Scott




H/T Mark Scott

What's the point?


H/T DML

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives......

1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And last, but not least:

13. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

If you really want to know who loves you more, put your wife & your dog in the boot of the car for ½ an hour and see who’s happy to see you when you let ‘em out!

H/T DML

Getting tired of hearing the Butt Why

They Know There's Something Wrong



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Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Thought for the Day: Re: Afghan Opium Poppies....

Why can't we create via GM or otherwise a poppy version of potato blight or something similar that will wipe out the opium poppy?

There again there must be some Agent Orange lying about!

Bedtime Totty...

The God Quad....

...personal transport for the Padre at Camp Bastion.



Another Kennedy.....



H/T
The Pool Bar

'Walkies'...at Camp Bastion, Afghanistan.

Cool...

Pirate Cammo......

Article of the Day...

The Wizards of Oil. The World's S**t-stirrers have bit of a cash flow problem.

Gun Buyer....

Gun shop owner: "Hi, how can I help you?"

Client: "I'm lookin' for a gun."

Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"

Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case) "That one looks about right."

Owner: (very surprised): "Why do you need a .44 magnum?"

Client: "It's for shootin' at cans."

Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."

Client: (pointing again at the .44) "Nah, I need this one."

Owner: "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"

Client: "Mexi-cans.... Puertori-cans.... Afri-cans.... Maro-cans...."




H/T DML

Cartoon round-up...by Mark Scott



Risen from the Dead.....




The sinister resurrection of Stalin











With a little help from 'The Spine'