He's against the Lisbon Treaty and not keen on the euro... meet the new president of the EU. Woo hoo. This could be the kick up the pants the EU needs.
Police force slammed for spending £10,000 on 'hippie nonsense' head massages for stressed call centre workers. Anyone who has phoned Plod in the last decade will now what a bunch of effing useless braindead civilians are employed in these centres.
Russia cuts Ukraine gas supplies. If we don't back the Ukraine their could be a re-run of Georgia this year.
Israeli military post footage of Gaza attacks on YouTube. That's one way to stick it to the media. this could be the year when the MSM start to lose their 'control' on world events.
Another day, another year, but all change for recently bereaved, dog-owning coastguards. Yet more bullshit regulations that have been foisted upon us without discussion.
Sorry, your bag is in Afghanistan. That's French baggage handlers for you.
Thursday, 1 January 2009
Light News...
New Years resolutions you can really keep...
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish?
Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point.
1. I want to gain weight — at least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit — maybe smoking.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home — I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
H/T DML
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Wednesday, 31 December 2008
Happy New Year Bedtime Totty.....
...a very Happy New Year to all our readers. 
(Incidentally this is our 7,500th post this year.)
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News....
Fallen Marines to be awarded Navy Cross. True heroes.
This 75p insult: 'Pay rise' for thousands of poor pensioners in care homes leaves them worse off than convicts. A bloody disgrace.
As Britain faces recession Whitehall mandarins lavish £320,000 on plasma TVs, hi-fi equipment and DVD players. Sack the worthless assholes. Not a single government department is run properly.
Primary school brings out DVD to teach pupils how to blow their noses and control sneezes. WTF!
The 'nanny state' guide to giving children of five alcohol. You couldn't make this stuff up.
Hunt on for Igor the runaway beaver who is leaving a trail of destruction throughout Devon. Ahhhh....
Britain faces gas shortage as Putin gives Ukraine until end of today to settle unpaid bill. This is becoming an annual event.
Nato troops cut off in Afghanistan as Pakistan fighting flares. Still not entirely sure whose side Pakistan is on.
Iranian students raid British Embassy residence in Gaza protest. Imadinnerjacket's rent-a-mob.
Ban on topless sunbathing urged for Australian beaches. Cue picture of topless totty on Bondi Beach
Anger over knighthood given to Treasury chief. He should be sacked with full loss of pension etc.
Israel 'rejects 48-hour ceasefire plan for Gaza'. No ceasefire until Hamas is destroyed.
