H/T M Kohl
Wednesday, 14 January 2009
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AARP Humour....
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
H/T Don Emslie
Choccy Beer......
Sapporo Breweries Ltd and domestic confectioner Royce will release 'Chocolat Brewery' beer from January 14 in a limited quantity. The new beer features chocolate malt and cacao to create a balmy flavour and bitter taste.
...there are quite a few other Chocolate Beers out there.
H/T DML
This also applies to Britain....
Peter Schiff predicts Imminent Doom - Fear And Loathing In America
H/T Jeff H
Quotes from Thomas Jefferson.....
'When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe.'
'The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.'
'It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.'
'I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.'
'My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.'
'No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.'
'The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.'
'To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.'
and my favorite:
'The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.'
H/T Shelly
News....
Commandos smash Taliban bomb factory. Score one for the good guys.
Pentagon: 61 ex-Guantanamo inmates return to terrorism. Once a terrorist......
Zimbabwe cholera deaths more than 2,000: WHO. The suffering goes on. If the epidemic spreads to Zim's neighbours something may finally be done to rid the world of Mugabe.
Bush's Achievements. The Boy done good....
Labour war on middle classes: Legislation to order every public body to tackle divide between rich and poor. If Labour want a war, it is time to give them one.
Barclays leads City cull as it axes 2,100 jobs. About time bankers were 'culled'....
Police fire Taser at man, 89, who fled care home. Assholes.
Robbery suspect goes free after judge stops trial on first day - because he thought victim was 'too believable'. How the f**k do we get Judges this effing stupid.
Too fat for justice: The 40st thug who will serve a shorter jail term because of his enormous bulk. Lock him in a cell and starve the bastard down to size.
British adventurers to travel in flying car from London to Timbuktu... yes, really. Ok that is cool.
The 'cat's eyes' laser that can help British troops pinpoint a sniper before he pulls the trigger. We need it ASAP.
Lord Mandelson unveils multi-billion pound loan scheme to help small businesses. And where exactly is Mandy Pandy getting all this money?
Russia accused of playing 'trick' as gas turned off again. Russia is going to be 'out in the cold' if they keep this up.
Israeli soldiers shocked by tunnel network. Pump them full of CS (better still nerve) gas and flush out the Hamas rats.
Kyrgyzstan threatens to shut key US airbase. More bullshit from Putin.
Robert Mugabe should face trial say US doctors. Then send in the Marines to get him.
Gaza: Israeli troops reveal ruthless tactics against Hamas. There are no rules when fighting terrorists.
Obama's pick as treasury secretary, Timothy Geithner, failed to pay taxes. Does Obama know anyone who isn't a crook?
Iranian protesters burn Barack Obama pictures. They hate him already!
Hillary Clinton says 'smart power' will restore American leadership. Since when has Hillary been 'smart'?
and finally:
Barack Obama Invites Irish Band To Perform 'O'Bama' Song At Inauguration. Good Luck Boys.
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