Saturday, 17 January 2009
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Here we go again....
North Korea has plutonium ready for up to five nuclear bombs, reports claim. And that idiot Clinton woman is on point.
H/T DML
Only in Britain.....
...could you find a pink Spitfire with a pilot called 'Shorty' Longbottom. It was used for photo-recon during the war.
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A Chinese man had three daughters.......
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the eldest daughter.
He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest”, said the second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with one draggin’ on the ground”, said the youngest daughter.
H/T DML
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Why, Why, Why............
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
H/T Don Emslie
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