A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport with two large bags.
The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full with money in different currencies.
The agent asks the passenger, "How did you get this money?"
The man says, "You will not believe it, but I travelled all over Europe, went into public restrooms, each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said - 'donate money to Israel or I will cut-off your b***s'."
The customs agent is stunned and mumbles:
"Well... it's a very interesting story... what do you have in the other bag?"
The man says, "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel..."
H/T DML
Sunday, 18 January 2009
Ha ha....
Article of the Day....
How quickly could the United Kingdom go bankrupt? Ok this is nearly two months old and was written when things were a lot better than they are now.
H/T DML
Soldiers from 1st Attack Reconnaissance Battalion, 227th Aviation Regiment, 1st Air Cavalry Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, begin loading an AH-64D Apache attack helicopter on an Air Force C-17 Globemaster III, Robert Gray Army Airfield, Fort Hood, Texas, Jan. 10. Loading of a single Apache on the C-17 requires the 4 main rotor blades, stabilator and all radio antennas to be removed from the helicopter. The Apache is being loaded onto the C-17 as training en route to Fort Irwin, Calif., for a month-long rotation at the National Training Center.
The Sunday Best....
Taxpayers poised to take on 'toxic' debts as Government throws another £200bn lifeline to High Street banks. Why? The Banks are holding us to ransom. F**k em.
Muslim civil servant suspended over 'killing British troops is justified' blog. Try suspending him by his neck.
Brown's fury at Royal Bank of Scotland's £2.5bn loan to Russian oligarch. Start sacking bankers. Brown won't because they are all in Scotland.
MPs' fury at Mandelson after he claims British bosses are incapable of business success. And Mandy Pandy is incapable of honesty.
The pups of war, by the British soldier who saved them from horrors of the Afghan front. Ahhhhhh
Sea smoke rises from the ocean and rivers freeze over as temperatures around the world plummet. Does anyone still believe the global warming myth.
Hamas and Israel exchange further attacks in Gaza despite ceasefire. Until Hamas are destroyed there will never be peace.
Britain to send warships to Gaza as Israel prepares for ceasefire. Which bloody warships? HMS Victory and HMS Belfast.
Why Arab states are unmoved by plight of Hamas: most fear Muslim militancy despite their dislike of Israel. They are learning that the Islamonazis are a threat to everybody not just the West.
Morgan Tsvangirai returns home to Zimbabwe for last ditch negotiations. Talking will not shift Mugabe, only a bullet will do.
How Defra crushed British fishermen. Defra should be got rid of. They are bloody useless and like most government departments know SFA about anything.
Mrs Mugabe assaults our photographer outside her luxury Hong Kong hotel. Next time take back-up.
Founder slates Channel 4 over cash squandered on ‘dross’. Sell it off.
Taliban’s deadly ‘justice’ cows Pakistan. The Pakis had better start defeating the Taleban and fast.
Monetary union has left half of Europe trapped in depression. Europe is in meltdown. Sadly so are we. Time to make the politicians, eurocrats and bankers pay and pay heavy.
In this war, Islamists have found a shared strategy. We haven't. Until we get some decent leadership in our various contries we will never start to defeat radical Islam.
...the Clarkypoos bit.
Run for cover – Pooh the Dark Knight is coming.
Volvo XC90.
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The Vice Guide to Travel The Arms markets of Darra, Pakistan
This is a repost but still well worth watching.
H/Ts Shelly And Jeffrey Nihart
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16 things it took me over 50 years to learn....
.....by Dave Barry.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.. (This one is very important)
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark . A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
H/T Rodney
Saturday, 17 January 2009
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