H/T DML
Sunday, 1 February 2009
82nd LRSD OEF VIII....
A collection of still images and video taken by the men of 82nd LRSD on their 2007-08 Afghanistan Deployment. Edited by Justin Hunt using Sony Vegas Pro 8
The Sunday Best....
Revealed: The secret Soviet past of sleaze peer Truscott. How the f**k did this guy become a peer? No doubt paid Blair. He has KGB plant written all over him.
I am like Titian, Gordon Brown tells baffled world leaders. Half right Gordon, you are most certainly a tit.
Action MoD: Never mind equipment shortages in real warfare, Defence Ministry now markets full range of toys. Just confirms what a joke the MoD are.
Financed by the British taxpayer, brutal torturers of the West Bank. Why are we giving the Palestinians money in the first place.
Vladimir Putin faces signs of mutiny in own government as protests break out in east. About time someone stood up to the 'Pseudo Tsar'
North Sea sees recovery of cod stocks. But will we let them recover properly before we start over fishing again? British waters should only be fished by British owned boats. Sod the Common Fisheries Policy.
How Hamas is reasserting itself in Gaza using money, manpower and force. Israel should have wiped them out.
This is the sub-prime house that Barack Obama built. The truth will out.
Blowfish testicles poison seven. Shouldn't eat testicles.
60,000 infected with cholera in Zimbabwe. How many will die while the west does nothing?
Zimbabweans celebrate as Morgan Tsvangirai joins Robert Mugabe's government. Naive fool. Mugabe will not share power. He will only be Prime Minister on paper. Until South Africa are persuaded to drop their support of Mugabe nothing will change.
National march against foreign workers. We need the foreign workers to do the jobs the British are too f**king lazy to do themselves.
Defence chief attacks ‘weak’ Afghan leader. If Jock Strap wants to criticise someone try the Government and MoD for their gross effing incompetence on all things military. The Afghan government is not his problem. Making sure the British military is properly manned and equiped is.
World to dump ‘toxic ships’ on Britain. The way things are going it will be the only industry we have left.
Whitehall data-share plan extends ‘snooper Britain’. I am surprised we don't need permission to take a dump.
Iraqi fighters swap bullets for ballots. Hopefully it will lead to a brighter and safer future. Iran is now the problem, although Imadinnerjacket could be voted out later this year which may help.
Israel’s nuclear hawk Avigdor Lieberman in poll surge. Good.
Britain 'must revive farms' to avoid grave food crisis. We must be self-sufficient in all foods that can be produced here. We can start by quitting the CAP and binning DEFRA
Defense Official: Obama Calling for Defense Budget Cuts. As predicted. Obama has no idea on defence or on anything else.
The western front of the jihad against the Jews. by Melanie Phillips
the Clarkypoos Bit....
Come quick, nurse - the NHS is going frightfully green.
Volkswagen Passat CC GT V6.
and little Jimmy May.
Help fix my Honda, please.
and finally.
The Lost Squadron from The Belmont Club. (H/T Nebraska Bob)
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Best of Bumper Stickers.....
· If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
· It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better
· I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
· Sorry, I don’t date outside my species
· Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
· Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
· As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
· Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
· Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
· Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
· I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car …
· I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
· Your kid may be an honour student but you’re still an IDIOT!
· It’s as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
· When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the Inland Revenue.
· Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
· Friends don’t let Friends drive Naked.
· Wink, I’ll do the rest!
· I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
· When there’s a will, I want to be in it!
· Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
· If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
· Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
· My karma ran over my dogma.
· Reality? That’s where the pizza delivery guy comes from.
· Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
· We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
· Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
· He who laughs last thinks slowest.
· Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
· Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
· Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
· Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
· Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
· Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
· There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
· Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
H/T DML
Saturday, 31 January 2009
Female hormones in beer.....
Cambridge scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn’t drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
H/T DML
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