Vulcan to the Sky need our help to keep this glorious old gal flying. So please, if you can visit their site and show them your support.
H/T Haddock
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
Appeal of the Week: The Vulcan to the Sky Trust.
Top 15 Islamic Fundamentalist Pickup Lines ........
15. Hey doll, wanna be one of my 72?
14. Hajjyoudoin'?
13. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your cave?
12. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
11. That's a nice burka, can I talk you out of it?
10.I know Halal meat does a body good, but day-um, how much you been eatin'?
9. Bond. Mohammed Bond.
8. If you give me your virginity, you won't have to deal with those suicide guys.
7. Hey baby, your refugee camp or mine?
6. What's a nice girl like you doing in a bombed out shelter like this?
5. Is this dynamite in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?
4. Boy I'd love to occupy your territory.
3. I bet you cause uprisings where ever you go.
2. For you baby, I'd give up sheep.
1. Jihad me at hello.
H/T David H.
Cute: Time lapse of a baby playing with his toys.....
....I don't like babies but this is brilliant.
H/T Red Stick
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How to deal with criminals.......
...we must bring this back. This was behind the New Castle County Courthouse 1900 Details Here
H/T DML
Quote of the Day:
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein.
H/T DML
The Old ones are still the best....
Gordon Brown called Alistair Darling into his office one day & said, 'Alistair, I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win back Middle England ..'
'Good idea PM, how will we go about it?' said Darling.
'Well' said Brown 'we'll get ourselves two of those long Barbour coats, some proper wellies, a stick & a flat cap, oh & a Labrador. Then we'll really look the part. We'll go to a nice old country pub, in Much Something or other, & we'll show we really enjoy the countryside, ........ Oh & remember not to mention the Hunting with Dogs Act'
'Right PM' said Darling.
So a few days later, all kitted out & with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from London. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for & found a lovely country pub &, with the dog, went in & up to the bar.
'Good evening Landlord, two pints of you best ale, from the wood please' said Brown.
'Good evening Prime Minister' said the landlord, 'two pints of best it is, coming up'
Brown & Darling stood leaning on the bar contemplating new taxes, nodding now & again to those who came in for a drink, whilst the dog lay quietly at their feet. As they drank their beer they chatted about how heart-rending it was that pensioners were being imprisoned for not paying the council tax.
All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened & in came a grizzled old shepherd, complete with crook. He walked up to the Labrador lifted its tail & looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders & walked back to the other bar. A few moments later in came a wizened farmer who followed the same procedure. To the bewilderment of Brown & Darling people of all ages & gender followed suit over the next hour.
Eventually, unable to stand it any longer, Darling called the landlord over.
'Tell me' said Darling, 'Why did all those people come in & look under the dog's tail like that? Is it an old Custom?'
'Good Lord no,' said the landlord. 'It's just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two arseholes!!'
H/T Casasquirrels
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Late News....
Flag mistake at UK-China ceremony. Just shows how little Labour care about this country.
What Wiarton Willie sees. He is a groundhog.
Iran launches first satellite. A wake-up call for us all.
British jobs and European workers. A good letter from today's Times.
Top Ten Reasons Gitmo Should Be on Alcatraz. That would get the Frisco liberals wetting themselves.
Drag Queen apologizes for implying "Conservative" opponent is a "Bribe Taking ", "Prostitute Procuring", "Anti-Semite". WTF.
and finally.
Snow + Nottingham’s Residents = A Language Issue for the BBC. Classic
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A New Method of Hunting Rabbits......
...an I thought Norfolk Farmers were nuts. Farmer Paul Coppin tried an unusual tactic to rid his farm of rabbits. He disguised his tractor so he could sneak up on them. Rather than tell you what he disguised it as, I’ll let you see on the video.
H/T DML
Video of the Day: Sgt. Adam Cann Memorial
Memorial to Sgt. Adam Cann, laid to rest in Arlington Cemetery, Washington, DC
H/T Shelly
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