H/T DML
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The dark truth about the pro-Palestine marches
5 hours ago
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Video: Smoking Gun: Democrat Insider Says "Obama Has Secret Plan to Fund a Patronage System"
Labour has already pulled the same stunt over here.
H/T Canis 61
Also: RIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION OF PRESIDENT HUSSEIN:
"A $550 Billion Electronic Run on the Banks" Sounds like Soros.
New airborne radar thingy......
£1bn 'spy jets' join RAF squadron. About time we got some new kit.
ASTOR Sentinel R1 Airborne Stand-Off Radar. For those who want the technical bit.
H/T Mark Scott
The three best things in life are:
'A good plane landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all three at the same time.'
H/T DML
Superyacht: Some people have waaaay too much money.......
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Khalifa-Bin-Zayed's ROYAL Yacht
H/T Peter Gunn
Absolute Piffle.......
Virgin Atlantic cabin crew ad 'is sexist and offensive to women', claim viewers.
I wonder what the 'viewers' would make of this one. (NSFW-ish)
News....
Judges tell state to free thousands of inmates. In California not Britain. Although it is not much different here.
F-22 Design Shows More Than Expected. We could do with a couple of squadrons of them.
Revenge of the whistleblower: HBOS executive sacked and gagged for warning of disaster reveals truth to MPs. Time for heads to roll. Starting with Brown.
Terror law overkill? Police stop 180,000 people under draconian laws but only 255 arrested. Stupid laws enforced by stupid people.
As dole queue hits 2million, job centres say: Go to Europe for 31p an hour. The figures have been bent by Labour the true figure is much higher.
Fury over 'stitch-up' as Jacqui Smith escapes sleaze investigation into £116,000 second home claim. Not many more nails to go in Labour's coffin.
Britain's a world-leader in sharia banking - but we haven't grasped the sinister and dangerous implications. We are heading towards a disaster.
Jackboot Jacqui... our 'Second Home' Secretary. She is finished as a politician.
Shiny chin to the fore Miss Piggy struts into Parliament. More on our Home Office Hog.
Audrey Hepburn beats Angelina Jolie to title of ultimate Hollywood beauty. Couldn't agree more. She was stunning.
Church of England votes to ban clergy from joining BNP. The C of E is a joke. It is infested with limpdick liberals who want to foist their perverted ideals on the rest of us.
Morgan Tsvangirai appoints Zimbabwe cabinet. He can appoint who he likes but while Mugabe is alive there will be no changes.
Controversial anti-Muslim MP banned from the UK because of public order fears. Freedom of speech is dead in the UK.
Female FBI officer 'tortured Mumbai terror attacks suspect with sex'. In his fantasies!
Zimbabwe dollar dead, says top economist. Without a currency Zim is f**ked.
Plunging oil prices threaten Chavez revolution as vote looms. He is on the way out. Expect a military coup soon.
Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B. Sack the asshole.
Pakistan will be a stern test of Washington's 'smart power'. And Hillary is on point. This should go tits up really quick.
Submarine crew fought to save trapped sailors under Arctic ice. Wow.
Italians get collywobbles over broccoli. Battle of the Brassicas.
US launches spy operation over North Korea. But does Obama have the balls to face down the North Koreans.
Iranian mob attacks moderate ex-president Mohammed Khatami on anniversary. The hardliners have got to be removed by any means necessary.
Zimbabwe is caught in a classic Catch-22. Pretty much sums up the situation. Tsvangirai should 'invite' western troops to help spread the aid. They can nobble Mugabe on the way past.
Hillary’s incredible, shrinking role. How long before she starts to undermine Obambi?
and finally a must see.
Rep. Gary Ackerman's Attack on SEC (H/T Jonathan)
Obama to launch the Trillion Dollar Bill......
...following the example that other great marxist muppet Mugabe.
New $2 trillion plan to rescue US banking system.
H/T Chad
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze....
1st Hillbilly: “My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner.”
2nd Hillbilly: “Why is that stupid?”
1st Hillbilly: “We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”
2nd Hillbilly: “That’s nothin’! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin’ machines!”
1st Hillbilly: “Why is that so stupid?”
2nd Hillbilly: “Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!”
3rd Hillbilly: “That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.”
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: “Well what’s so dumb about that?”
3rd Hillbilly: “She ain’t got no pecker."
H/T DML
Woodpeckers.....
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree inCanada that was absolutely impeckable(a term frequently used by woodpeckers).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own
country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion:
Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
H/T Casasquirrels
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