Great news reel of the Grand Slam being dropped by 617 Dambusters Squadron. People forget that the Dambusters did a lot more than the Dams raid.
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Video: The Ten Tonner.
News....
Goodbye, America! It Was Fun While It Lasted. by that little minx Annie Coulter.
Father-of-three jailed after confronting drug dealer who sold heroin to his family. Justice seems to have gone AWOL in Britain. If we introduce the death penalty for drug dealing we will soon have things under control.
Now tanning courses are 'equal' to maths A-level. And people wonder why educated foreigners are getting all the jobs.
Bank loans STILL being denied to small firms as just £12m of £1bn loans handed out under Government scheme. Bonuses before customers.
'Sale of the century' for drivers as cash-strapped dealerships sell new cars at half-price. Typical. They are giving away cars and I have no spare cash.
Gipsies get £2million homes after being evicted from Olympic site. WTF!
KIND Jo Eglen has rehomed thousands of battery chickens — and even got woolly JUMPERS for 1,500 bald birds. That's 'normal for Norfolk'.
How close did crash submarines packed with nuclear missiles come to disaster? Close enough.
'The Simpsons' gets new opening sequence.
Israel launches covert war against Iran. Good. Iran is in need of serious regime. Apparently their are 800,000 bloggers in Iran
Spy chief: We risk a police state. Too late. We have already got one.
US envoy Richard Holbrooke warns of Islamist threat. No s**t.
Hugo Chavez could succeed Fidel Castro as most enduring leader. No if someone shoots him!
New fears on fate of economy. Does anyone have any good news?
New case of vCJD found in Britain. The mad cow is back.
Blow to AgustaWestland’s prestige as Barack Obama reviews $11bn contract. Good. Give them to the guys in Afghanistan. They deserve them.
Hillary Clinton adopts softer line with North Korea. Here we go again. More cuddles from a Clinton. Kim No Dong must be feeling smothered with all this affection. There again is it possible to smother a corpse?
Emboldened Hugo Chávez to speed up his Bolivarian Revolution. Dangerous effing nutter.
After the surge, the splurge: Iraq spends $5bn rebuilding its forces. They will need them to keep Iran at bay.
Pakistan accused of secretly supporting Taleban. As they created the Taleban this is hardly news to anyone who has be paying attention.
Arnie Schwarzenegger joins the ranks of the girlie men. Try saying that to his face.
Save Bletchley Park: Why I'm ashamed to be British. Couldn't agree more. If we lose our history we are nothing.
Even Barack Obama couldn't get away from politics. The shortest honeymoon in political history. Pity the US has to wait 4 years to divorce the bum.
Are Honor Killings Simply Domestic Violence? Don't think so.
Iraq: Good News Is No News from Krauthammer.
How to build our best weapon...from Adm Mike Mullen.
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Video: Sebastian Vettel explains 2009 F1 rule changes....
...getting rid of refuelling in 2010 will help as well.
H/T Flabber
A Bit of Morning Humour....
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : 'Nothing.'
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.! '
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'Your sense of humour!'
H/T Pete Hurrell
Monday, 16 February 2009
Finally a Buy British Food video thingy....
..it's a bit weak but it's heart is in the right place. Britain should only import foodstuffs that we cannot produce ourselves.
H/T Iain Dale
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Is this for real?
The Global Trip: Erik Gets Shot In Colombia.
PS: Do not try this at home.
His site is HERE
Article of the Day....
England MP Lord Ahmed Threatens UK Democracy With 10,000 Terrorists. Ignore the fact that he is not an MP, just some Lord. How he became a Lord is open to debate.
H/T Maurice B
What is a grandparent?
(Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people’s.
A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them.
They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colours of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on ‘cracks.’
They don’t say, ‘Hurry up.’
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don’t have to be smart. They have to answer questions like ‘Why isn’t God married?’ and ‘How come dogs chase cats?’
When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have snack time before bed time and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad.
A 6 YEAR OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ”OH,” HE SAID, ” SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT AND WHEN WE WANT HER WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE’RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.”
GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS BUT I DON’T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM!
H/T DML
Quote of the Day.....
'The octuplets mom has started her own website. She is now accepting donations.
This is for people who missed the chance to give their money to Bernard Madoff.'
- Jay Leno
H/T DML
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