"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."
H/T M Kohl
Thursday, 19 February 2009
Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................
News.....
Preacher of hate hits the jackpot: Bin Laden's man in UK set for huge human rights damages... and guess who pays. We need to quit the European Court.
Tessa Jowell's 'nights' with estranged husband convicted of taking Berlusconi bribes. Their 'separation' is a sham. She should be sacked from the government for 'consorting with a convicted criminal'.
Political correctness ensures Al Jolson musical is performed without 'blackface' make-up. Then I hope the audiences will stay away.
Drinking just one glass of wine a day can INCREASE risk of cancer by 168%, say the French! So drink the bloody bottle and die happy!
How using Facebook could raise your risk of cancer. So what the hell does blogging do to you?
Tesco bars girl for carrying a balloon because 'it's a health and safety risk'. Less of a health risk that eating Tesco's own brand food!
Leading animal rights activist defects to Countryside Alliance - and now says hunting with dogs is 'beneficial'. Time for the hunting ban to go.
French city workers flee financial chaos in London and return home to '£70,000 unemployment benefits'. How much!!!
Treachery in high heels: Insiders claim Harriet Harman is plotting to topple Gordon Brown. She hasn't an honest bone in her body.
Syria 'rebuilding' chemical weapons capability. Of course they are. Especially as they are now on Obama's 'good guys' list.
New York newspaper accused of racism over 'Barack Obama chimpanzee' cartoon. Less of a chimp, more of a chump.
Jules has more.
Trees absorb a fifth of carbon emissions pumped out by humans. So plant more trees.
Buddhist temple built out of one million beer bottles. Heineken reaches the parts etc.......
Welcome to Brown's Billions: a farce remade as a tragedy. He has bankrupted Britain and must he held to account.
Nato backsliders must act like America's allies. Members who do not pull their weight should not be part of the Alliance. Allow membership to countries that will no matter what part of the world they are in.
Zimbabwe state employees to be paid in US dollars. Unless Mugabe steals them all.
Britain 'has no plans' to deploy more soldiers to Afghanistan. If Brown hadn't cut troop numbers we would have some to spare.
Surveillance will cost more than £34 billion say Convention on Modern Liberty. Big Brother is bloody expensive.
Adam Smith gets the last laugh By P.J. O’Rourke
Two professors theorize on bin Laden hideout. Personally I think he is shacked up in a villa in Saudi with the full knowledge of the Saudi authorities.
It's not exactly a Harley! Top Gear's James May tries life in the slow lane on a fold-up bicycle. Was he drunk?
Holder: US is nation of cowards on racial matters. Just looking for a headline.
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Sorry folks the cupboard is bare.....
Recession hurts public finances. So slash the public sector. Whitehall can be reduced by 80% for a start.
H/T DML
Guy goes to the Patents Office.......
He tells the clerk "I'd like to register my new invention, a folding bottle".
Clerk: "Oh yes, what do you call it?"
Inventor: "A fottle."
Clerk: "That's a silly name, can you think of something else?"
Inventor: "I'll think about it. I've got something else here, a folding carton."
Clerk: "And what do you call that?"
Inventor: "A farton."
Clerk: "That's rude, you can't possibly use that name."
Inventor: "Gee, you're probably not going to be like my folding bucket either!"
H/T DML
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
Videos: Honda: The Power of Dreams Series
Honda and award-winning director, Derek Cianfrance, developed a collection of fascinating short stories(mini documentaries) told by audacious movers and shakers in various industries. They are well worth a look especially for fans of Danica Patrick.
Failure: The Secret to Success
Kick Out the Ladder
Mobility 2088
Se them in full screen HERE
H/T Nicola at M80
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