Theo Spark

Friday, 20 February 2009

Things 'stressed' women say........

....sound familiar?

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Well aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
Do I look like a people person?
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
Chaos, panic and disorder… my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Look in my eyes. Do you see one ounce of who gives-a-s**t?

H/T Old Dude

Useful Household Tips.....Part 2

H/T DML

Lingerie Shop opens in Saudi Arabia.....

H/T M Kohl

"The Farmer's Life".......

The farmer leads no E Z life;
The C D sows will rot;
And when at E V rests from strife
His bones all A K lot.

In D D has to struggle hard
To E K living out:
If I C frosts do not retard
His crops there'll B A drought.

The hired L P has to pay
Are awful A Z, too;
They C K rest when he's away,
Nor N E work will do.

Both N Z can not make to meet,
And then for A D takes
Some boarders who so R T eat
& E no money makes.

Of little U C finds this life;
Sick in old A G lies.
The debts he O Z leaves his wife.
And then in P C dies.

– Anonymous, The Indiana School Journal, August 1886

H/T DML

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Bedtime Totty.....

Video: Kelsey Grammer on the 'Bad People' .....

...those who are going to be rewarded for their financial stupidity.

H/T Andrew Ian Dodge

Sound Medical Advice.....

H/T M Kohl

Belmont Club on Europe.......

'The main aspects of Europeism, as I see them, can be summarized in the following way:

- the belief in social market economy, and the demonization of free markets;

- the reliance on civil society, on NGOs, on social partnership, on corporatism, instead of classical parliamentary democracy;

- the aiming at social constructivism as a result of the disbelief in spontaneous evolution of human society;

- indifference towards the nation state and blind faith in internationalism;

- the promotion of the supranationalist model of European integration, not its intergovernmental model.'

Read the whole thing here.

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