You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

....most of these are considered 'normal for Norfolk'.

The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Your junior prom offered day care.

You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

H/T Rico

Saturday Night is Bath Night.....

That's My Boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An English rugby fan is drinking in a bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical English baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's about average in England ... like I said, my boy's a typical English baby boy. Gonna be a rugby player.'

Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of 'WOW!' One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, aren't you the father of that typical English baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'

The Englishman takes a slow swig of his Spitfire Bitter, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says; -






'Had him circumcised........................'

H/T M Kohl

Change is nothing new.....

H/T DML

Cartoon Round Up.......by Mark Scott

Caption Time....

A US Pack......

They understand......why don't the politicians.

H/T Rico

Bonus Cartoon Round Up.....

VBS TV: TOXIC - NAPOLI - Part 1 of 8

Naples has a serious garbage problem.

Ahhhhh.....

1st Lt. Louis Cascino, an infantry platoon leader, Company B, 1st Battalion, 27th Infantry Regiment, currently attached to 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division, Multi-National Division–Baghdad, calms a donkey after he and his team rescued it from a drainage ditch.

What are these women about to do?

Can you identify the expression? What is it all about? What are they doing?

If you are unable to identify this expression, the answer is below.





















They are ready to sneeze.


H/T Rico

Question: What’s the difference between Obama and Jesus?

Answer: Jesus was a carpenter; Obama can't assemble a cabinet.


Don Surber has more.


H/T M Kohl

The Fox News Report on Cell Phone Guns......

H/T M Kohl

Book of the Day......'The Rotten State of Britain'.

The book by Eamonn Butler of Adam Smith Institute the is the first comprehensive analysis of the current government’s record over the past decade and the mess they have made of Britain.





The BBC's Newsnight producer when asked to include the book on the show replied 'Thanks for getting in touch. However, its not really the find of think we do on the programme. Sorry not to be more helpful.'


Read the Review.







H/T
Andrew Ian Dodge

The Watch Phone becomes reality....

...from the guys at LG.



H/T DML

H/T Don Emslie

Promotional Feature......

....this is brilliant. Sproingo!




H/T M Kohl

The Results are in.....

The proof is HERE

The Pickle Slicer.....

Bill worked in a pickle factory.

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'

H/T M Kohl