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H/T Peter Gunn
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
VBS TV: TOXIC - NAPOLI - Part 4 of 8
I don't know how many of you are watching this series, however I can recommend VBS because they make some really good stuff.
Politically correct?
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
(Loved this one!)
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'
H/T Rico
Monday, 23 February 2009
A Classic piece of music.....
...Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis and Fats Domino and a bald guy who looks familiar.
H/T Bob C
TAX the RICH........by Rico
TAX the RICH says ObaMeinfuhrer, and it sounds pretty good to a lot of folks. So GOOD they don't hear the sotto voice saying "and THAT means YOU!"
- After unprecedented 'spending' there is absolutely NO WAY this will not be accompanied by unprecedented 'taxation.'
Let's consider Obama's 'Mortgage Rescue Plan' in the TAX context:
- to 'save' a few percent of people whose residential ambitions were bigger than their wallets it's "only fair" and "for the common good" to TAX the PRUDENT to subsidize the IMPRUDENT, right?
This latest 'plan' translates to: (a) if you RENT- PAY someone else's mortgage; (b) if you're paying your mortgage- PAY someone else's mortgage; (c) if you don't have a mortgage anymore (because you paid it off)- PAY someone else's mortgage. Call this PLAN A.
THIS IS A HUGE TRANSFER OF WEALTH! You could also consider it a 'stealth' tax. Stand by! More TAXES like this are on the way!
I am convinced that Obama & Co. are bigger crooks than Al Capone ever was! Chicago has done us proud once again!
Take away:
- legal contracts, personal accountability, and private property don't matter any more.
- there is no penalty for borrowing more than you can afford to pay back, in fact it is rewarded.
- It is good to have a PLAN B.
I'm working on MY 'Plan B' right now, as are many others I suspect.
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
One!
ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this House knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is burned out!!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the friggen light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
H/T Pete Hurrell
Deport the Bum....
Guantanamo 'Briton' Arrives Back In UK. He was up to no good when arrested. Nice 'innocent' little boys don't get arrested for having false passports in Pakistan. Just watch the liberal media try and portray him as a 'victim'.
Gateway Pundit has the latest.
WTF!!!
Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes. Am now checking where my chair was made.
H/T DML
Lincoln and Obama are very much alike:
1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois . Obama comes from Illinois .
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer Obama is a skinny lawyer.
7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln was born in the United States . Obama is a skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
H/T Peter Gunn
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