H/T M Kohl
Friday, 27 February 2009
Shred the Fred.....
I'm keeping EVERY penny! You knew all about my £693,000 a year pension deal, Sir Fred tells Labour. This perfectly sums up the banking professions attitude to the public. The government really f**ked up here.
Picture Lakelander
A Couple of Blogposts.........
Rendezvous with Scarcity at Maggie's Farm
Too Tough On Crime at Jules.
and
A Cheaper Solar Concentrator. Solar power needs to be cheaper and this could do it. (H/T JM Heinrichs)
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar......
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .'
The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'
The first guy says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be'?
The other guy answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'
The first guy responds, 'So am I!'
'Sure and begorra. And what street did you live on in Dublin?'
The other guy says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.'
The first guy says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going'?
The other guy answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course.'
The first guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate'?
The other guy answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.. Can you believe it? I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!'
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian'?
'The Murphy twins are pissed again.'
H/T Pete Hurrell
Britain's most unfortunate names......
The Telegraph researchers have put together a list of unfortunate names of British people.
BRITAIN'S MOST BIZARRE NAMES:
* Barb Dwyer
* Pearl Button
* Ray Gunn
* Helen Back
* Stan Still
* Jo King
* Lee King
* Terry Bull
* Mary Christmas
* Max Power
* Paige Turner
* Sonny Day
* Tim Burr
* Teresa Green
* Will Power
* Anna Sasin
* Chris Cross
* Doug Hole
* Justin Case
* Barry Cade
Worldwide:
* Anna Prentice
* Annette Curtain
* Bill Board
* Carrie Oakey
* Dr Leslie Doctor
* Dr Thoulton Surgeon
* Dr Payne
* Les Plack
* Priti Manek
* Dr Sumey
H/T DML
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Light News.....
Psychedelic fish 'is new species'. It bounces.
The future of the fighting forces. Our troops need kit today.
Moment the queue jump killer struck: CCTV images show how innocent Sainsbury's shopper lost his life. Hang them both.
End of the buffet car? Rail company plans to scrap on-board catering due to credit crunch. I take it they have shares in the station catering outlets.
Norfolk Pensioner spends 30 years building amazing model of Herod's Temple ... but admits he won't be around to finish it. Seriously wow.
Zimbabwe seeks £1.4bn from neighbours. Not while Mugabe lives.
All the bars are deserted... and I'm in Ireland, for goodness sake. An economy in serious trouble.
Our public debt is hitting Armageddon levels. There is going to be total socio-economic meltdown.
It’s Obama spreading panic. Of course it is. Nothing like a spot of panic to distract people from the hidden agandas.
Mule skinners need background checks, too. Damn dangerous things, mule skinners.
Jewish Leaders Blast Clinton Over Israel Criticism. She cannot be trusted.
DUMISANI......
DUMISANI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
DUMISANI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
DUMISANI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
DUMISANI: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
H/T M Kohl
Choosing a wife.....
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a20joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest Boob's.
Some things never change.
H/T Shelly
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