Tuesday, 3 March 2009
News.....
Terror at the Test match: Five die as Sri Lankan cricket team is attacked by gunmen in Pakistan. Pakistan is a serious problem with no apparent solution.
Putin and Medvedev factions locked in Kremlin financial power struggle. Putin's power is waning.
Obama is following my lead on economic crisis, boasts Brown as he flies to Washington. Leading straight down the crapper. Brown is seriously deluded.
Police chiefs spend £200,000 investigating officers who drank Vimto they found on railway. Stupid stupid stupid.
Criminals 'laughing' at community sentences which have failed to cut prison population. Build more jails.
Enigma machine helped Royal Navy to intercept German spy. Getting Enigma was one of our finest wartime achievements.
Revealed: The secrets of belly button fluff. And it only took 3 years to find out.
Barack Obama offers to scrap US missile defence system in secret letter to Russia. Idiot!
Raúl Castro clears out Fidel's cabinet and installs his own. Is Fidel still alive or have they had him stuffed?
Russians told to eat porridge during economic crisis after decade of indulgence. The way Brown is going we will all be eating porridge soon.
Iran arrests US journalist 'after she bought wine'. And now she is missing.
New ruling to force British voters to show ID before voting. The US should introduce this and fast to prevent the Dems rigging the next elections.
MoD keeps powder dry as Nato awaits President Obama's plea for troops. About time some of our 'allies' in NATO started to pull their weight.
Taliban rivals unite to fight US troop surge. How long before they start fighting amongst themselves.
Banking bail-out: what £1.3tr could have bought. Meanwhile the military continue to suffer shortages.">
Economic crisis threatens the idea of one Europe. Each country has it's own problems and solutions. They cannot all be fixed as one.
Iran, the Jews and Germany.
and finally.....
Doo-tschland Über Alles. Jules has the 'dirt' on Germany's latest wheeze.
Little Timmy is MISSING..........by Rico.
I started ranting about the Dow at 6500 late last year. Early this year I changed my mind and revised my guesstimate to 6000. This is NOT something I'm happy being right about.
By the looks of today's market activity Team ObaMarx has been doing a simply 'smashing' job!
But I DO worry that little Timmy is quite missing. Where can he be? Perhaps he's 'lost' in one of those soon-to-be-famous Conga lines at one of the many White House parties?
Here's another thing I'm right about: ObaMarx & Co. are ALL full-on Communists (not European socialists mind you, Communists), and I am not being droll or puckish when I say this. ONLY enemies of American capitalist enterprise and freedom would be dancing in Conga lines and swilling wodka martinis in response to our current situation.....and little Timmy is missing!
Quote.....
'President Obama gave his first State of the Union address. The president says he intends to expand healthcare, improve education, and decrease energy dependence - all while cutting the deficit in half.
Then, he’s going to make the Washington Monument disappear.' - Jimmy Kimmel
H/T DML
Beer Belly Facts....
1. Beer bellies are cool, and a good one will keep snobbish girls from pestering you.
2. A good one can double as a TV tray for chips and beer.
3. It is a great way to meet cute cardiologists.
4. Beer bellies have a lot room for more tattoos when your arms and back are full.
5. The belly button can store up to eight one dollar coins for the parking meter.
6. Big beer bellies make the best waves and splashes when you do belly flops in the pond.
7. And with a big beer belly, there is more of to love.
H/T DML
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Monday, 2 March 2009
This is serious....
..we have to find the money to keep this old bird flying.
Vulcan to the Sky Sadly we in Britain have a long history of letting aviation history die. Having just spoken to the orgaisers of this project we need to do everything to keep this old lady flying. It would make a great addition to airshows across the US, because it is a classic of British design. Let's not forget it did bomb the Falklands and it was at the time longest bombing raid in history. I know things are hard but some things are worth saving. The fact that the MoD and RAF Historic Flight have failed to fund this project is a national disgrace. This plane was designed for a reason and we need to remember why.
A Letter to Gordon Brown......
The Right Honourable
Gordon Brown MP
10 Downing Street,
London
SW1A 2AA
Sunday, 15 February 2009
Prime Minister
An open letter demanding your resignation.
Your position is untenable and, I as a citizen of Great Briton demand your
instant resignation.
You are unelected, have no popular mandate and lack the moral authority
to be Prime Minister. Your terms as Chancellor and Prime Minister have
been a total disaster for this nation and your attempt to cling on to power
at all costs show a complete contempt for this nation and displays your
absolute vanity and thirst for political power.
I list below some of the mistakes made by you during your time in public
office. If as a director of a limited company you had made similar mistakes
you would be subject to criminal prosecution and banned from being a
company director. As a Government minister the standards exercised
should be significantly higher than those exercised by a company director,
you have failed to maintain those standards and are unfit for public office.
Banking Supervision: You transferred responsibility for banking
supervision to the Financial Services Authority from the Bank of
England so directly laying the seeds of the current banking crisis.
Banking Crisis: The initial response to the Northern Rock crisis was so
slow as to be glacial and ultimately led to the damage done to the
whole banking sector. A strong Prime Minister would have provided
depositors with a guarantee that their deposits were safe and the bank run would have stopped. Ultimately the same guarantee would
have ensured that the HBOS and RBS debacle would not have been
so severe.
Criminal Negligence: The entire UK banking crisis has been caused by
a lack of supervision under the regulatory regime set up by you, any
man of honour would have resigned upon seeing the damage caused.
Vanity: You have used the banking crisis to attempt to advance your
personal standing and political career at the expense of the nation.
Lack of Judgment: You have made three serious errors of judgmentin your appointment of advisers on the current financial crisis.
1. Your choice of banker to compile a report on ideas for improving public health was Sir Derek Wanless. a Northern Rock director when it imploded in 2007.
2. You appointed Sir James Crosby, the former HBOS CEO, to the boardof the FSA who then had to resign after becoming embroiled in therow over failings of risk management at HBOS.
3. It now also appears that Glen Moreno will be forced out of his job, as chairman of UK Financial Investments Ltd, the company set up to oversee the government’s stake in the bailed-out banks, because of his links with a Liechtenstein trust accused of tax evasion. You Fantasize: By clinging to the idea that, thanks to your genius British citizens are far better placed than competitors to handle this crisis. The following two facts demonstrate that this is a fantasy:-
1. The Office for National Statistics' revelation that while the number of foreign workers getting jobs in the UK continues to grow (up by 175,000 to 2.4 million last year), domestic unemployment is rising sharply.
2. According to Business Monitor International, a research company specialising in country risk, "Britain is facing an unprecedented fall in its economic world ranking… from 12th place in 2007 to 21st in 2010". "Despite enjoying 11 years of growth between 1997 and 2007, the UK ran a budget deficit of 1.7 per cent of GDP over this period, fuelling a fiscal time bomb. Faced with the financial burden of bailing out the banking sector and kick-starting the economy, the budget deficit will swell to an unsustainable 9.3 per cent of GDP in 2009."
Public spending: Your 2000 Spending Review presaged a major expansion of government spending, without any significant benefit to public services, directly leading to the UK being in the worst shape of any industrialised nation to weather the current financial crisis. You have colluded in hiding the full extent of public borrowing by using PFI initiatives to hide the borrowings off balance sheet. PFI is the most expensive and inefficient form of finance possible, and you have saddled the country with a debt that you cannot even quantify. Jeremy Pocklington, leader of the Treasury’s corporate and private finance team, could only give a rough estimate to Richard Bacon that the total liabilities, but not debt, from the vast majority of PFIs, but not all, from 2006-07 to 2032-33, but not beyond, is £157.9bn. That is not only astounding but unbelievable.
Public sector Employment: The office for national Statistics shows Public sector employment was 5,846,000 (20.4 per cent of all in employment) in June 2005, 680,000 (13.2 per cent) higher than in June 1998, whereas from 1998 to 2005 private sector employment only rose by 1,241,000 (5.7 per cent). This growth is unsustainable and wrong.
Growth: An OECD report shows UK economic growth averaged 2.7% between 1997 and 2006, lower than in any other English speaking country.
Gold sales: Between 1999 and 2002 you sold 60% of the UK's gold reserves at $275 an ounce, close to a 20-year low, a disastrous foray into international asset management.
Your spectrum auctions gathered £22.5 billion for the government which caused a severe recession in the telecoms development industry leading to the direct loss of 30,000 UK jobs. Two auctions were run in the USA, the first being cancelled and re-run (for less revenue) due to damage caused to the industry. The Americans realised their mistake and tried to rectify it. The British and German chancellors copied the
North American first auction; which had failed. To copy a failed
economic model is normally considered a serious error of judgement.
Your East Coast Mainline franchise auction led directly to the demise of
GNER, an excellent company, which was replaced by National Express
who offer East Coast mainline users a significantly poorer service. Your
duty was not only to maximise revenues, you also had a duty to the
shareholders, employees and customers which you completely failed.
Anti-poverty: The Centre for Policy Studies found that the poorest fifth
of households, which accounted for 6.8% of all taxes in 1996–7,
accounted for 6.9% of all taxes paid in 2004-5. Meanwhile, their share
of state benefit payouts dropped from 28.1% to 27.1% over the same
period.
Tax: According to the OECD UK taxation has increased from a 39.3%
share of gross domestic product in 1997 to 42.4% in 2006, going to a
higher level than Germany. This increase has mainly been attributed to
active government policy, and not simply to the growing economy.
You pledged to not increase the basic or higher rates of income tax
however in all but your final budget, you only increased the tax
thresholds in line with inflation, rather than earnings, resulting in fiscal
drag.
You abolished the 10% tax band so that you could reduce the basic rate
from 22% to 20%, to make it look like you were decreasing taxes.
However in fact it led to increased tax for 5 million people, and, left
those earning under £18,000 as the biggest losers.
Pensions: Your changes in 1997 in the way corporation tax is collected,
directly led to the taxation of dividends on stock investments held
within pensions, thus lowering pension returns and contributing to the
demise of most of the final salary pension funds in the UK.
This act alone has single handedly damaged the pension of every
person with a pension in the UK but also saddled UK corporations with
a an ever growing pension liability, so much so that many companies
futures are imperilled by these debts.
Falsehoods: You used the Laura Spence Affair to beat up Oxford and
Cambridge about their admissions procedures, Lord Jenkins, then
Oxford Chancellor and himself a former Labour Chancellor of the
Exchequer, said "nearly every fact you used was false.
Inappropriate links: Given the finding that the government did not
carry a proper public consultation on the use of nuclear power in its
2006 Energy Review, your brother Andrew’s is links to one of the main
nuclear lobbyists, EDF Energy could be construed as inappropriate.
The father-in-law of your closest adviser Ed Balls, Tony Cooper (father
of the Labour minister Yvette Cooper) has close links with the nuclear
industry. Cooper was described as an "articulate, persuasive and wellinformed
advocate of nuclear power over the last ten years" by the
Nuclear Industry Association on his appointment as Chairman of the
British Nuclear Industry Forum in June 2002.
IraqWar: You supported British involvement in the Iraq War against the
wishes of the UK population and helped to justify that involvement by
publishing false intelligence. This war has directly increased the odds of
terrorist attacks on British subjects and the financial cost has had a
significantly detrimental effect on the British economy.
Military Covenant: You have not adhered to the 'military covenant',
leading to a significant decline in the moral of the armed forces due to
poor housing, lack of equipment and adequate healthcare provisions.
The lack of equipment has directly led to an increase in the loss of lives,
and serious injuries, compounded by a lack care following serious
injury.
The 15% VAT Rate: introduced to counter the effects of recession
demonstrated a total naivety and breathtaking stupidity. Far from
digging the nation out of a hole, it has saddled the country with a huge
unsustainable debt.
No one should benefit from failure: You have on numerous occasions
stated that no one should benefit from failure, however your tenure as
chancellor was universally recognised as a failure, but you were
rewarded with the Premiership and had the gall to accept.
There will be no more Boom & Bust: In your hubris you made a
statement that was patently untrue, and counter to any economic
theory. You either knew that statement to be untrue and lied or if you
believed it then you clearly demonstrated your foolishness and proved
that you were unfit for office.
The UK is in a better position than any other developed country: this
again is completely untrue, we have more than double the debt per
head of population than any other country in Europe.
Public Services: You have destroyed Public Services by a raft of
inappropriate targets, which have led to resources being wasted by the
attempts to meet those targets.
Surveillance society: You have presided over and led to the creation of
a surveillance society in which any perceived wrongdoing is used as a
pretext to pass oppressive laws. You and your predecessor have both
single headedly succeeded in making the UK an unpleasant place to live
in.
These are but a small sample of your failings any of which make you unfit
for public office and for which you should immediately resign. You sir are a
fraud and I am forwarding this letter to as many people as I can, via the
internet in an effort to shame you into accepting your failures.
Yours faithfully
Steven Katirai
The advantages of being a woman......
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
5. We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
6. Taxis stop for us.
7. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
8. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
9. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
10. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
11. We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
12. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
13. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
14. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
15. If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
16. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
17. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
18. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
19. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
20. We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
21. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
22. We’ll never discover we’ve been duped by a Wonderbra.
H/T DML
THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MAN......
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A five day holiday requires only one suitcase.
4. Saturday Night Football.
5. Your bathroom queues are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends don't annoy you if you've lost or gained weight.
8. Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
9. When clicking through the channels you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
10. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
11. Guys in hoods don't attack you.
12. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
13. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
14. Your last name stays put.
15. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
16. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
17. You can kill your own food.
18. The garage is all yours.
19. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
20. You see the humour in Terms of Endearment.
21. You never have to clean the toilet.
22. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
23. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
24. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
25. Your underwear is £4 for a three pack.
26. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
27. You don't have to shave below your neck.
28. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
29. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
30. Chocolate is just another snack.
31. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
32. Flowers fix everything.
33. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
34. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
35. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
36. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
37. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
38. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
39. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
40. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
41. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
42. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
43. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
44. One mood, all the time.
45. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
46. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
47. Same work....more pay.
48. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
49. Wedding Dress £2,000+; Tux rental £100.
50. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
51. The remote is yours and yours alone.
52. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
53. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
54. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
55. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
56. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
57. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
58. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
59. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
60. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
61. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
62. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
63. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
H/T DML
Eco-Bull of the Day.....
American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers'. Oh for f**ks sake!! Is there anything the eco-loonies approve of?
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