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Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Graffitti....


H/T Shelly

Exclusive: 'An Irishman Invented Rock & Roll'

From our friends The Corrigan Brothers. This is brilliant.



Yeah right!!

Interesting........

More military officers demand eligibility proof. The Obama 'birth certificate' questions remain. Personally I think it is a bit late.

Soooo sexy......

...not all ragtops are girly! The new Aston Martin DBS Volante.

This is the French view....


H/T DML

Try keeping eye-contact.....



H/T DML

Quick Check for Alzheimer's....

The following was developed as a mental age assessment
by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10 This is for cat.
11 This is forty cat.
12 This is seconds cat.

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Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

H/T M Kohl

Video: Frank Sinatra Comments on MySpace




H/T Shelly

Notice:

Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.


We apologize for the inconvenience.





H/T Pete Hurrell

Video: Cramer on the Obama Administration's failure to pay attention to the stock market



H/T Jeffrey Nihart via Gateway

Quote....

'The First Family has decided on the breed of dog they will get: a Portuguese water dog.

They don’t shed, they have a good temperament and generally speaking their taxes are up to date.'
- Alex Kaseberg


H/T DML

Babe of the Day: Maddie......




Another one of our friends from Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill

News.....

ITV to axe 600 jobs in £575million cost cutting drive. If they stopped wasting money on producing crap it would help. They make some good stuff so they stick to it.

Brown: 'We all need to show humility for the economic crisis..' (but I'm not saying sorry). Man is a bloody bolshie buffoon.

Immigration minister attacks statistics chiefs for publishing 'sinister' race numbers. A bit sensitive are we?

Teenager facing jail for smashing tortoise to pieces with baseball bat. Put him into the stocks. I am sure the passing public would make their views 'felt'.

Tesco refused to sell wine to a suburban mother aged 46... in case she gave it to her 14-year-old daughter. Tesco lose another customer.

Council chief won't quit over foster rape: Echoes of Baby P as social services boss digs in. So sack him. The public sector have no accountability. It is time they did.

This MP is a prime example of a minority: Village idiots. Ahhh....our 'elected' representatives.

Hillary Clinton sends US envoys to Syria. Sucking up to Syria will only end badly.

Sudan's Omar al-Bashir says ICC can 'eat' his arrest warrant. So J-DAM his murdering ass.

It's the Europhiles versus reality, and reality is going to win. Bye bye Euro!

Barack Obama: Speaking softly, but without the big stick. Obama and Clinton are going to get us into a World War.

GM Europe seeks cash with 300, 000 jobs at risk. Everybody wants a bailout. This is bordering on blackmail.

Aid workers fear more violence planned as Sudan prepare for war crimes ruling. Send in some proper troops to defend the Darfuris.

Japan prepares for first use of 'Son of Star Wars' missile defence. Hopefully they won't need to use it.

Humiliated, hopeless, paralysed. Time to go. In another 14 months Labour will have destroyed Britain. A military coup wouldn't go amiss right now.

Bingo! Call It Communism. At last the truth.

and finally.....

Plausible Hilarity Jules on the Russki situation.

'There are a number of important lessons for Obama in this rookie misstep.

1. Don’t trust Russians.

2. Don’t write when you can speak.

3. Don’t speak when you can nod.

4. Don’t nod when you can wink.

5. Don’t wink if you don’t have to.

6. Don’t trust Russians.

7. Don’t try to haggle in matters of vital national security.

8. Consider how far you can throw your Russian counterpart. Don’t trust him that far.

9. Never offer everything as your opening position. Also:

9.A. Don’t trust Russians.

9.B. Never offer anything that is worth more than whatever it is they don’t intend to give you anyway.

9.C. Don’t trust Russians.

10. And finally, don’t trust Russians.'

Do you have room for a small one?


H/T DML

A Total Bullfest: Sen Kennedy to get Knighthood.

I guess this was the prize for Brown's photo-op with Obama. I very much doubt if the Queen was even consulted.

Let's recap on his 'distinguished' career.

The Distinguished Senator from Chappaquiddick...


1. He was caught cheating at Harvard when he attended it. He was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him.

2. While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for four years instead of two. Oops, the man can't count to four. His father, Joseph P. Kennedy, former U.S. Ambassador to England (a step up from bootlegging liquor into the US from Canada during prohibition), pulled the necessary strings to have his enlistment shortened to two years, and to ensure that he served in Europe, not Korea, where a war was raging. No preferential treatment for him like "he" charged President Bush received.

3. Kennedy was assigned to Paris, never advanced beyond the rank of Private, and returned to Harvard upon being discharged. Im agine a person of his "education" NEVER advancing past the rank of Private.

4. While attending law school at the University of Virginia, he was cited for reckless driving four times, including once when he was clocked driving 90 miles per hour in a residential neighborhood with his headlights off after dark. Yet his Virginia driver's license was never revoked. Coincidentally, he passed the bar exam in 1959, amazing!!!

5. In 1964, he was seriously injured in a plane crash, and hospitalized for several months. Test results done by the hospital at the time he was admitted had shown he was legally intoxicated. The results of those tests remained a "state secret" until in the 1980's when the report was unsealed. Didn't hear about t hat from the unbiased media, did we.

6. On July 19, 1969, Kennedy attended a party on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts. At about 11:00 PM, he borrowed his chauffeur's keys to his Oldsmobile limousine, and offered to give a ride home to Mary Jo Kopechne, a campaign worker. Leaving the island via an unlit bridge with no guard rail, Kennedy steered the car off the bridge, flipped, and into Poucha Pond.

7. He swam to shore and walked back to the party, after passing several houses and a fire station. Then two friends returned with him to the scene of the accident. According to their later testimony, they told him what he already knew, that he was required by law to immediately report the accident to the authorities. Instead Kennedy made his way to his hotel, called his lawyer, and went to sleep. Kennedy called the police the next morning and by then the wreck had already been discovered. Before dying , Kopechne had scratched at the upholstered floor above her head in the upside-down car. The Kennedy family began "calling in favors", ensuring that any inquiry would be contained. Her corpse was whisked out-of-state to her family, before an autopsy could be conducted. Further details are uncertain, but after the accident Kennedy says he repeatedly dove under the water trying to rescue Kopechne, and he didn't call police because he was in a state of shock. It is widely assumed Kennedy was drunk, and he held off calling police in hopes that his family could fix the problem overnight. Since the accident, Kennedy's "political enemies" have referred to him as the distinguished Senator from Chappaquiddick. He pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, and was given a SUSPENDED SENTENCE OF TWO MONTHS. Kopechne's family received a small payout from the Kennedy's insurance policy, and never sued. There was later an effort to have her body exhumed and autopsied, but her family successfully fought against this in court, and Kennedy's family paid their attorney's bills... a "token of friendship"?


8. Kennedy has held his Senate seat for more than forty years, but considering his longevity, his accomplishments seem scant. He authored or argued for legislation that ensured a variety of civil rights, increased the minimum wage in 1981, made access to health care easier for the indigent, and funded Meals on Wheels for fixed-income seniors and is widely held a s the "standard-bearer for liberalism". In his very first Senate roll, he was the floor manager for the bill that turned U.S. immigration policy upside down and opened the floodgate for immigrants from third world countries.

9. Since that time, he has been the prime instigator and author of every expansion of and increase in immigration, up to and including the latest attempt to grant amnesty to illegal aliens. Not to mention the Pious grilling he gave the last two Supreme Court Nominees, as if he were the standard bearer for the nation in matters of right. What a pompous ass.

10. He is known around Washington as a public drunk, loud, boisterous and very disrespectful to ladies. JERK is a better description than "great American".

Let's not allow the spin doctors make this jerk a hero -- how quickly the American public forgets what his real legacy is...


and we won't even start on Noraid and his support for the IRA.


H/T Shelly and HERE

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