Friday, 6 March 2009
This is different......and SFWish
Dance beauty Solitaire's Astro-Striptease and Feng Shui and Astrology predictions for Obama and Gordon Brown 2009.
News....
A decade of delinquency: Teen robberies, violence and drug crime soar to record levels. There is no discipline in schools and parents are not being held legally responsible for their offspring.
Only 38% have any faith in our police... so Jacqui Smith is promising to scrap all their targets. 38% is being generous.
A million jobs taken by non-EU workers as official figures lay bare the scale of foreign labour. Doing all the low paid jobs the British won't do. The benefits system must be changed to get people off their asses.
Teachers 'not allowed' to chase four-year-old school runaway - because of health and safety risk. WTF!!!
Obama's blockbuster gift for Brown to reaffirm the 'special relationship': 25 DVDs. Shows how little respect Obama has for people.
Britain 'is teeming with Russian spies' and it's pushing MI5 to the limit. The side effect of letting anyone in.
Bomb disposal expert blown up by Taliban awarded second George Medal for bravery. A true hero.
Barack Obama to meet the Queen. Why? Her Majesty is always getting dodgy world leaders foisted upon her by the Government.
South Korea tells North Korea to retract threat against civilian flights. More desperate attention seeking from North Korea. They don't know how to 'communicate' in a civilized way.
Hugo Chavez seizes control of US-owned rice mill. And Obama will do nothing which will let every other crackpot think they can get away with similar actions around the globe.
China must build aircraft carrier 'soon' military says. They will probably have it before the Royal Navy get theirs.
Iran says its missiles could reach Israel's nuclear facilities. Talk about asking for a good kicking.
Barack Obama prolongs US sanctions on Zimbabwe. Sanctions will not work. Military action will.
A million face starvation as Sudan shuts down. And like in Zimbabwe the west will do nothing.
Gunmen who attacked cricketers in Lahore 'had links to al-Qaeda'. And probably the Pakistan Intelligence mob.
Court finds Greyhound bus 'cannibal' not guilty. Seriously WTF!!!
Judge's stolen land taken back from him - by Mugabe's wife. No honour amongst thieves.
Man who tried to kill himself sues hospital that saved him for compensation. Now he can afford to pay someone to put him out of his misery.
and finally....
Wilders' Freedom Party leads polls. At least the dutch are seeing sense.
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Tell tale Signs of Aging......
** There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, and the other two .... I forgot.
** You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
** Middle age is when work is a lot less fun - and fun a lot more work.
** Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that the dandiest time for a guy to get those odds?
** You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
** Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
** By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
** Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
** A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
** You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
** At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take laxative.
** Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
** You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
** You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.
** You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
** The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
** Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
** It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
H/T DML
Thursday, 5 March 2009
SERIOUS - Bank Crisis
If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year
only two banks will be left operational.... the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!
And don't you just know that when these two banks merge it would be staffed by
bloody wankers.
H/T AJD
Ouch....
President Obama announced that he plans to bring the troops home from Iraq in eighteen months
The troops responded, “Thanks but no thanks - the economy is better over here.”
H/T DML
If our US readers think things are bad believe me the UK is far worse.
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