Cartoon Round Up.........by Mark Scott

IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY.....

ARTERY: THE STUDY OF PAINTING
BACTERIA: BACKDOOR OF CAFETERIA
BARIUM: WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIONS DIE
BENIGN: WHAT YOU BE, AFTER YOU BE EIGHT
CAESARIAN SECTION: A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME
CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY
CAUTERIZE: MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER
COLIC: A SHEEP DOG
COMA: A PUNCTUATION MARK
DILATE: TO LIVE LONG
ENEMA: NOT A FRIEND
FESTER: QUICKER THAN SOMEONE ELSE
FIBULA: A SMALL LIE
IMPOTENT: DISTINGUISHED,WELL KNOWN
LABOUR PAIN: GETTING HURT AT WORK
MEDICAL STAFF: A DOCTORS CANE
MORBID: A HIGHER OFFER
NITRADES: CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES
NODE: I KNEW IT
OUTPATIENT: A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED
PELVIS: SECOND COUSIN TO ELVIS
POST OPERATIVE: A LETTER CARRIER
RECOVERY ROOM: PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY
RECTUM: NEARLY KILLING HIM
SECRETION: HIDING SOMETHING
SEIZURE: ROMAN EMPEROR
TABLET: A SMALL TABLE
TERMINAL ILLNESS: GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT
TUMOUR: ONE PLUS ONE MORE
URINE: OPPOSITE OF YOU”RE OUT
2XCONDOMS: TO BE SURE,TO BE SURE


H/T DML

Saturday Night is Bath Night....

This is how it works folks .........from Rico.

Congress said yesterday that they will be looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal this week.

So, the guy that made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who just made $2 Trillion disappear.

That should work !

There now, don't you feel better...?

Oh Hubba....

H/T
American Power who has a great video of her.

News Pictures from around the World....

H/T DML

How Obama's Memorial would look......

H/T Rico

Bumper Stickers.....

H/T Shelly

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny....!!!!!!!

H/T Stormbringer

Video: HULC Exoskeleton Promo Vid

H/T Jeffrey

Caption Time....

H/T DML

Update: Serr8d has improved upon it.

H/T Jackie G

Video: Video of Nadya Suleman Giving Birth from the Jimmy Kimmel show

H/T Casasquirrels

News....

Two seconds from disaster: Red Arrows come within 900 feet of BMI passenger jet after air traffic blunder. Bit too close.

Security firm lands MoD job three months after John Reid joins as a consultant. Nothing like a spot of corruption in high places.

'I'd shoot the vermin again': Ten years after he murdered a teenage burglar, Tony Martin remains defiant. Bloody good chap Tony. Nothing like how the press portrayed him.

All travel plans to be tracked by Government. I am surprised that they aren't already doing it.

Obama drops 'enemy combatant' term to describe terror suspects. Next he will be offering them counselling.

Pentagon to build $400 million spy blimp. They want to hurry up before Omama starts cutting the defence budget. I hope it will be lazer proof.

Cameron: I was too cosy with PM over economy. No s**t.

WWI soldiers buried in unmarked graves could be identified, says historian. Good. They deserve to remembered by name.

US facing home-grown Islamic terror threat. Why were Somalis allowed into the US?

Andrei Lugovoi to run for 'Olympic mayor' in Russia. They mean Lugovoi to be Olympic mayor.

French still like their daily bread fresh. Doesn't everyone.

RAF wings for Iraqi Air Force officer. The beginnings of an Iraqi airforce.

£2,000 deal to trade in used cars. More wasted money.

and finally.....

We need a Minister of Common Sense. Clarkypoos on form.

and...

Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest. WTF!!

Race to keep Nimrods airworthy. We need some new replacements.

The Risks of Quantitative Easing......

H/T Capitalists at Work

Ooooooh......

Now that's a fishing hut......

H/T
Attu

WTF!!

Toy of the Day.....

Little Nellie's Big Brother......




H/T Shelly

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