Two good ol' boys in a trailer park are sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the local Ford plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If 'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The 2nd guy crooks his head sideways for a minute, scratches it, and squints his eyes, thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.”
H/T Shelly
Thursday, 19 March 2009
GOOD ‘OL BOYS
The Wrong Bust..........by Rico
To anyone paying any attention (this excludes roughly 52% of voting Americans) one of many early 'clues' that the pResidency of Obama would be a "bust" was the return of Winston Churchill's bust (which was on loan to the Oval Office from Britain as a show of support and solidarity).
-I suspect Jimmy Carter has been lobbying for the installation of Yassir Arafat's likeness.
I maintain that we got rid of the WRONG bust...but I like England far too much to punish them with the likes of Obama.
BANKRUPT.....from Rico
There used to be a saying "backed by the full faith and credit of the United States." Maybe there still is, but who are you going to believe these days?
-I wouldn't put a penny into Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, or US Bonds (Treasurys) right now... but then I have to set-aside some money so I can pay for any emergent combat-related health issues that Obama doesn't want the VA to cover. (For "full faith" read: BOHICA)
YESTERDAY:
The FED creating huge amounts of money out of thin air yesterday seems to have cheered the gullible ones at least.
NOW:
The US is already BANKRUPT. With a debt roughly four times the size of its economy (US debt $55 trillion vs. $14 trillion in value) we are technically broke. Insolvent.
NEXT:
Hyperinflation
They get it right in Texas....
A woman was called in front of a Texas grand jury for manslaughter after she shot a mugger 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. He grabbed the purse and ran, she had her hand on the gun in it, and was left with the revolver in her hand. When asked by the grand jury why she shot the man 6 times in the back as he was running away, she replied under oath: “Because when I pulled the trigger the 7th time it only went click”
Acquitted all charges.
H/T DML
Video: Presidential Jeopardy on Jay Leno.....
H/T DML
also Obama to make history with Leno as he becomes the first sitting president to appear on chat show. Spin before substance. The autocue girl will have to be very quick.
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