H/T DML
Friday, 20 March 2009
Question....
At work we are starting to get a shed load of spam e-mails. We have the full AVG anti virus thingy, but it isn't nailing the spam. What is the best freeware anti spam program going?
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News.....
Obama Received a $101,332 Bonus from AIG. Tut tut.
Embracing Evil by Alan Caruba. A must read.
Tide is turning: Brown may go to Normandy after all as minister rethinks cash for D-Day veterans. He shouldn't go. Her Majesty should.
Head accused of 'Islamophobia' wins £400,000 after being forced out by Muslim governors. Now get rid of the Muslem Governors.
Tories will raise taxes for high earners. Wankers.
Obama signs $500,000 book deal. More fiction!.jpg)
Home Office fails to shut down a single extremist website in two years. The Home Orifice are useless.
Iranian blogger dies in mysterious circumstances in jail. Not all bloggers enjoy freedom of speech. Iran has about 800,000 bloggers.
Barack Obama calls for 'new beginning' with Iran. Just which side is he on?
Undersea volcano forms new island near Tonga.
Iraq SAS units switch to hunting the Taleban. Good hunting lads.
Lift Cuba blockade, Tories' William Haigh urges Barack Obama. And hand Castro a moral victory.
Skinny Blonde: rock 'n' roll beer with a naked twist. Cool.
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Let's have that TEA PARTY now.......by Rico
I for one am ready. YES! Let's HAVE that TEA PARTY now, shall we?
This is my intended contribution to the mailing effort intended to deluge 1600 Pennsylvania on April 15th...unless, of course, I can 'improve' on it before then. Any suggestions?
I wonder if this is too subtle a message for the President? Maybe we can get it displayed on his teleprompter?
More Liberty, Less Government, Lower Taxes
Hmmmmm. I'll have to work on that.........
Quotes....
'The road to affluence is paved with good inventions.' - Charles J.C. Lyall
'Knowledge consists not of facts themselves but the understanding of the relationships among facts.' - Charles J.C. Lyall
'Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.' - Michelangelo
'If you steal from one, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.' - Wilson Mizner
'Trend is not destiny.' - Lewis Mumford
'Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions.' - Edward Morrow
'If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.' - George Orwell
'Chance favors the trained mind.' - Loius Pasteur
'What is honored in a country will be cultivated there.' - Plato
'Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.' - Ronald Reagan
'If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.' - Jules Renard
'Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.' - Will Rogers
Thursday, 19 March 2009
Holy Mother of.....Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters (1944)
If there was ever a trio of sisters you would want to 'meet', these are they.
H/T Pete H
Rant of the Day.....
SPARE US YOUR FAKE FURY, DC HYPOCRITES. That little hotty Malkin on form. I wonder if she would like to be 'bedtime totty'.
H/T Shelly
Is a computer Male or Female?
A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?”
The French teacher wasn’t sure which gender it was, so she invited the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your wages on accessories.
H/T DML
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