I need a netbook but which one? Am thinking the Samsung NC10 due to cost. I would like the new sony but it is stupidly expensive. Any suggestions?
I don't think a Blackberry will give me the utilities that I need.
Monday, 23 March 2009
Question?
Men can't win.....
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race…you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework …you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard…there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough…you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay…this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay…..you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her…..that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you……it’s affirmative action.
If you mention how nice she looks……it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet……….it’s male indifference.
If you cry…………you’re a wimp.
If you don’t……..you’re an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her………you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you……she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy……. that’s domination.
If she asks you………it’s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form …..you’re a pervert.
If you don’t ….you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs, wear sexy lingerie and keep in shape ………….you’re sexist.
If you don’t……………..you’re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape……you’re vain.
If you don’t ……..you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers………….you’re after something.
If you don’t ……..you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements……..you’re full of yourself.
If you aren’t……. you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache…………she’s tired.
If you have a headache………….you don’t love her anymore.
If you want it too often………you’re over sexed.
If you don’t…………….there must be someone else.
So why do men die first?
H/T DML
News.....
Obama's 'spend, spend, spend' budget will bankrupt America, warns top Republican. Gordon Brown has already bankrupted Britain.
Stagnation, decay and a fear of failure is 'crushing Foreign Office', reveals damning report. Sack 'em all and start afresh.
Barack Obama's Afghanistan strategy delayed over 'bribes' row. His strategy seems to be 'surrender'.
American Top Gun fighter pilot academy set up by British. Well we are the best!
A list of war films that bend the truth. Only a couple.
Former POWs mark 'Great Escape' anniversary. Brave chaps.
Britain to have fastest train service in the world within 12 years. Who is paying? And make that 22 years.
Nobel outrage at South Africa’s decision to ban the Dalai Lama. Mugabe Good, Dalai Lama Bad. Time to boycott next years World Cup.
Bruce Willis marries British lingerie model Emma Heming. 
and finally.....PROSTITUTES FACING SOFT TIMES
In the words of..............from Rico
In the words of the 1st Sasquatch (and you thought Hitlery was a shrew) ObaMarx WILL:
"require you" "demand that you" "never allow you"
YEAH. RIGHT.
EXACTLY 'WHO' WORKS FOR 'WHOM' HERE?
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I'll apologize IF........from Rico
I'll apologize IF I'm wrong....but I do not think I am:
ALL of Obama's friends are either Marxists, Terrorists, Crooks....or a combination thereof.
Here's MY take on these varmints!
Quotes...
'Customers want 1/4” holes, not 1/4” drills.' - MBA Magazine
'Example is leadership.' - Albert Schweitzer
'All progress depends on the unreasonable man.' - George Bernard Shaw
'Quality is what the customer says he needs, not what our tests indicate is satisfactory.' - Tom Peters
'The road to hell is paved with good excuses.' - Walter Shawlee 2
'It is what it is.' - Bob Sibson
Sunday, 22 March 2009
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