Thursday, 26 March 2009
Blogpost of the Day....
China’s Bull Shop...Jules on the Impending 'troubles' in the Pacific.
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Idiocy.........from Rico
SHOCKA!! I know, but MORE "IDIOCY" emanating from the black-hole of IDIOCY...namely Washington, DC...this time emanating from (multiple choice, pick one):
a. - Our current defeatist, America-hating, Leftist, Secretary of State
b. - The Hildebeast
c. - Hitlery
d. - Stalin-reincarnated-in-a-pantsuit
e. - DIPSHIT!
f. - All of the above.
SHE has declared that Mexican Drug Wars Are Our Fault and the US to blame for ALL the guns in Mexico!
Gee, I sure am glad she cleared THAT up for me! I'd be so disappointed if she would have let the facts get in the way of a really big whopping lie like this!!!
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Top Ten Rejection Lines.....
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean..)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you
may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend (who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry’s)
5. I don’t date men where I work (Hey bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
4. It’s not you, it’s me (It’s not me, it’s you)
3. I’m concentrating on my career (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off *only* the men like you.)
…..and the #1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men (and what they actually mean..)
10. I think of you as a sister (You’re ugly)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend (You’re ugly)
5. I don’t date women where I work (You’re ugly)
4. It’s not you, it’s me (You’re ugly)
3. I’m concentrating on my career (You’re ugly)
2. I’m celibate (You’re ugly)
….and the #1 rejection line given by men:
1. Let’s be Friends (You’re SINFULLY ugly!)
H/T DML
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News.....
What kind of president thrives on chaos? One who hates his country.
As teenage pregnancies soar, the Government's answer... abortion ads on television. Morality is not one of the government's priorities.
Hunted in Bangladesh... the terror suspect freed twice by courts in Britain. The only people who have to fear British Courts are the innocent.
Fat cats in terror after anti-capitalists attack Fred the Shred's home. Let them pay for their own security.
Council 'calls pensioners racists' for objecting to cost of tidying up after travellers. Ridiculous.
Pubs must offer smaller glasses of wine to cut drinking, says Government. So just stick a straw in the bottle.
Exit Winston Churchill, enter Twitter ... Yes, it's the new primary school curriculum. More crap from Ofsted.
MEP Dan Hannan's 'Brezhnev apparatchik' attack on Gordon Brown is a YouTube hit. Thank god for the internet and bloggers. The media spent the first 24 hours ignoring this video now they are playing catch up.
US trains 'Dad's Army' to take on the Taliban. They don't like it up 'em.
Monster burger containing 4,800 calories unveiled in US. A light lunch!
North Korea 'places' missile on launch pad. Makes it sound like a tee shot. Next they will be addressing it.
EU presidency: US and UK economic recovery plans are 'a way to hell'. When I agree with the EU you know we are in trouble.
Obama forced to fight own party to save economy. The Democrat Self Destruct Button has been pressed.
Pakistani region where the brutal Taleban have taken control. We are not going to win this by 'playing fair'.
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The MSM dares not name.......from Rico
Our feckless MSM "dare not name" the true love & passion of the TOTUS (Teleprompter Of The US).
In fact, they barely covered Little Timmy Turbotax's "cash-for-trash plan" for us...
and they certainly did NOT do much justice to the 2nd Press Conference of The Obamessiah last night, SO I WILL!
NO, I did not watch it on the USSA's 'approved' boob-tube/telly, but accidentally heard some of it on the radio while searching for Radio Free America's clandestine broadcast from flyover country.
Apparently Obama's presentation lacked not only substance, but was missing the swimsuit and talent competition of any GOOD beauty pageant! But I MAY have missed the demonstration on how to properly pour catsup, I confess (well the visual would be hard to translate via radio).
There was NO detailed discussion of the Budget Obama proposes except that we "must invest" [translation-wildly spend YOUR money on Liberal Democratic Fantasies & Pipedreams; with no mention of his National Civilian Security Force to be funded and equipped at the same levels as the military...besides, you'll hardly notice them on the streets!]
It would have been kind of 'nice' to hear an explanation of "The One's" plans to overhaul the US Tax Code, too, but I guess we can just expect that the end-product will be to make an already progressive-confiscatory-oppressive tax code even worse.
Executive summary:
1. What was presented (what I caught, anyway) had more laughs than a rerun of a "Beavis & Butthead Moronothon!"
2. Cuba and Venezuela are now the envy of Washington DC.
3. We should accept the unicorn money that magically flows from the Obamessiah's ass
......HEY, LOOK! A BUNNY!!!!!

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Wednesday, 25 March 2009
WTF?
Obama Administration Publicly Says Terrorism is An Unfair Word to Use and Scraps 'Global War on Terror' for 'Overseas Contingency Operation'
Published: March 25,2009 Letter to Editor
Barack Obama and his Homeland Security Director have taken political correctness to a frightening and disturbingly Orwellian level.
They now refuse to use the words terrorism or terrorist threats and instead are using the new Obama administration PC phrase "Man-Caused Disasters."
In a memo sent this week from the Defense Department's office of security to Pentagon staffers, members were told, "this administration prefers to avoid using the term 'Global War on Terror'. Please use 'Overseas Contingency Operation and instead of terrorism to use Man-Caused Disasters”
I guess the blowing up of the Twin Towers and thousands or men, women and children in them was only a 'man-made disaster' like a bus crash or an oil spill. I guess we would be using chauvinistic, political fear-mongering if we referred to the bombings of the crowded London subways, the streets of Madrid, a Hotel in India, as acts of terrorism. Heavens we don't want to hurt any feelings.
After all these are many of the same people Obama's Attorney General Eric Holder plans to release very soon out of the Guantanamo Bay terrorist detention facility.
A house fire is a "man-caused disaster"; terrorism is pre-mediated, mass murder with malice of forethought. Come on people, let's get real.
H/T Paul N
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