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Sunday, 29 March 2009
Saturday, 28 March 2009
Saturday Night is Bath Night.....
There could be a lot of posts tommorrow as I have over 200 emails backed up.
FIREARMS FOR LIBERALS
It has been discovered that Republicans secretly inserted new gun control laws into the stimulus package. The gun dealer must inquire as to whether the buyer voted for Obama and if so, must sell him the new gun for liberals . . .
They anticipate great success in states like New Hampshire, Connecticut, New York, Massachusetts and parts of California.
H/T Stormbringer
Video: Lego Silence of the Lambs: Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket
Caution: Language. But it is bloody clever.
H/T Pete H
Comparing Obama-Lincoln.....by Rico
Another GREAT comparison of OBAMA and LINCOLN.
Sure doesn't sound anything like the hopey-changeytude emanating from the Messiah's orifice on a daily basis to me.....
Kicking us while we're down.......by Rico
Billary's BEST FRIEND in the world (after themselves, of course) CHINA, is certainly NOT missing the chance to kick us while we're down....but without the sympathetic "I feel your pain" remark, and a bit too much glee in their kicks that clearly say "I sure hope THIS really hurts!"
Beijing's Governor of the People's Bank of China ZHOU Xiaochuan, taking full advantage of the "Kick Me" signs Obama-Geithner-Bernanke seem to be wearing proposes that we need a new world reserve currency and that some Central Banks give up control over their reserves and operations to a "Global" currency/unit/fund (managed by the IMF? the UN?).
This from the MOST secretive and non-transparent bankers in the world (the Swiss can only envy the Chinese here)!
Well......if George Soros and the Useless Nitwits like the idea, it must indeed be VERY BAD NEWS for the likes of you and I.
Top holders of US debt:
I'm not completely unsympathetic to Chinese 'concerns' over holding so much US Gov't debt and their doubts about the future of the US dollar (being paid back in devalued dollars, or being paid back at all), especially considering that the US Government "owes" itself roughly $4.806 trillion (swapping the immortal Wimpy's "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" routine for Obama's metrosexual "I'll gladly repay you someday for more money today"), followed by the Chinese with roughly $1.4 trillion. These numbers are climbing.
I'd seriously consider suggesting that we join the Fwench in the EU like Bulgaria and Romania did in 2007, BUT WITH THE OBAMA BUDGET WE DO NOT QUALIFY FOR EU MEMBERSHIP!!!!!
They require a national budget deficit less than 3% and a national debt less than 60% of GDP. We aren't even close.
So THANKS TEAM OBAMA for yet more hope and change!!!!! In less than 100 days you have made America as ineligible for membership in the EU as Albania! THAT'S CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!!!
- I wonder if we can get Zimbabwe to 'adopt' us now?
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Jenson's Pole Sitter!
Jensen Button secures pole position for Australian GP as Lewis Hamilton flops. The most exciting grid for years.
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Video: Local News Birthday Wishes Failure......
...once they start they can't stop even as they realise the names are bogus.
Local News Birthday Wishes Failure - Watch more Funny Videos
News.....
Immigrant Minority Persecuted......by the Swiss! Jules finds all the good stories.
Two hundred British schoolchildren identified as potential terrorists. Deport the teachers responsible.
'Holy Mary, Help Us in Our Hour of Need!'. Bloody hell.
We're not handing over the Falklands: Brown's vow as he meets Argentinian leader. No s**t.
As the rest of Britain fights for its financial life, teachers demand a four-day week AND 10% pay rise. Due to the appalling state of British education most of them should be sacked.
Why shouting at your children is as bad as smacking them. Oh for f**ks sake.
Queen is not amused by Brown's Royal succession plan. Nobody is amused by Brown.
British engineer blows away land speed record for wind-powered vehicles after 10-year quest. Cool.
This is an earlier video of it.
Time for the Tories to get horrible. Not sure they have it in them.
G20 summit: Thousands to protest in London. This should go tits up.
MoD criticised for building abandoned 'super hangar'. The MoD are bloody useless.
Hunt for war criminal Ratko Mladic stretches to Kenyan beach. So does the hunt for Obama's birth certificate.
Russia sets up military force in Arctic claim. The Canadians may need some help.
Britain opens new embassy in Zimbabwe. For that money we could have sent the Paras on a long weekend break to Zim and got rid of Mugabe.
Thailand will not try pirates who killed British man for murder. Then the British should stop going there.
British soldiers victims of a mental conflict without end. A disgrace. Our troops deserve far better treatment.
Barack Obama offers new strategy to tame Pakistan. He had better up the defence budget.
Is there any gold inside Fort Knox, the world's most secure vault? No one seems to have checked.
Treasury reserves will have to be raided to fund Afghan surge. Stop wasting money on bent bankers and increase the defence budget.
Grade inflation gone wild. Drinking raises grades!!
the Clarkypoos Bit......
I learnt a lot at school but not from a teacher.
Top Ten U.S. weird sex laws......
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
H/T DML
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