If this does not frighten you, what does?
H/T Jeff H
Sunday, 29 March 2009
Sunday 'Headlines'.......
American dyslexics fight for the right to arm bears
Burglar let off after claiming he was just ‘quantitative easing’.
Ukrainian bride delivery ‘left next door’.
Change in policy as Government announces plan to build two million ‘unaffordable homes’.
H/T DML
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Little Johnny....
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Johnny told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no Fucking bike!'
H/T 45 Govt
Quotes from will Rogers.....
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
H/T Shelly
F1 Totty....
Jenson Button wins Australian Grand Prix as Brawn GP claim one-two. A great result for the team's first outing.
'Oi! Where the f**k do you think you are going?'
H/T DML
This is their Display from the 1999 Royal Tournament. This is a must see for those of you who have not seen or heard of them. I am not sure the US has a similar display team.
While we are at it meet The Kings Troop Royal Horse Artillery.....
And it would not be complete without the Royal Navy's Field Gun Race. I worked on two Royal Tournaments and never got bored of watching these races. Many of our US readers will have never seen this before.
The Ultimate Blogging Accessory.....
Personally I would have a Lay-Z-Boy instead of that recliner thing. 
More Here
H/T DML
Some one-liners concerning the current mess we are in!
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing. Its called the stock market.
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Walmart Street.
3. The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria. If you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
7. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds,' I won't know whether that refers to mine or
the bank's.
H/T Peter Gunn
The Sunday Best......
Blue movies on expenses: How Jacqui Smith's husband watched pornographic movies... paid for by the taxpayer. Sadly she lacks the honour to resign. The scandal over her second house finance should have finished her.
'We were told: Go and spend it, boys,' says MP who claimed £310,000 for his holiday home. MPs should get a salary and nothing more.
Only five of England's 44 bishops want the bells to ring out on St George's Day. Sack the 39, and replace them. The Church of England is infested with limp-wristed liberals.
Police are being crippled by targets, says hard hitting report by 'Robocop' Mallon. And I thought it was all the donuts.
Revealed: The law firm which earns £11m in a year ... fighting the NHS. Ridiculous.
Now we need ID cards for a trip to the Isle of Wight. Soon you will nedd ID to leave the house.
Disloyalty. Humiliation. The week that Brown's grand vision was brutally shattered. He is totally finished.
WILLIAM REES-MOGG: Demolished by one man and his blog. Hannan's destruction of Brown.
G20 summit: blow for Gordon Brown as £1.4 trillion spending blueprint is leaked. How much!
Government advertisements run 10,000 times a day. How much it is costing and how many of the ad agencies are Labout donors?
Pakistan intelligence agency elements must stop support for Taliban, al-Qaeda: US. Fat chance.
Barack Obama's team prepare etiquette and gifts for President's meeting with Queen. If he gives her a DVD of 'The Queen' she will set the corgis on him.
Al-Qaeda's spreading tentacles in West Africa opposed by traditional leaders. It's a start.
Only a united front at the London G20 can save the world from ruin. 'United' is being a tad optimistic.
Spy chiefs fear Chinese cyber attack. Why are Chinese companies being allowed access to such projects?
G20 protesters face police with Tasers. This could be fun.
British two-ton ‘Dragon gun’ terrifies Taliban. Amazing. Don't mess with the Marines.
US and Iran open Afghanistan peace talks. Nothing good will come from this.
Iran missile experts in North Korea 'to help with rocket launch'. Iran are back to playing silly buggers. Obama's sucking up to them is going to backfire big time.
Obama tries to halt a ticking time-bomb. Too late.
Sudan: Strike obliterates Iranian ship at sea. Glad someone is keeping watch.
Canada says will defend its Arctic. And we must help.
the Clarkypoos bit......
Stand still, wimp – only failures run off to be expats.
Corporal Punishment and the Mazda6 2.2 five-door Sport Diesel.
not forgetting little Jimmy May....
Taming the tough times
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