Thursday, 2 April 2009
Light News......
MPs' expenses: the ten most outrageous claims ever. They really do think we are stupid.
Miss Universe Organizers Lose Character Competition. more from Jules.
Obama told a joke and Brown laughed... and laughed... and laughed... and laughed. Bloody Buffoon.
Student finds mobile phone while out celebrating his 18th birthday and is ARRESTED after handing it in to police. We live in a police state.
War hero, 96, fined £100 for lighting up cigarette in hotel lobby. Ramada should be ashamed.
'Terrorists could bring down jumbo jet using microwave cannon built over internet'. WTF!
US widens missile strikes in Pakistan to Tribal Areas. We must hit the Taleban where ever they are.
G20 summit: US and Russia agree to cut nuclear arsenals. Agreeing and doing are not the same.
Kremlin guru predicts Vladimir Putin will rule new Soviet empire. The Pseudo Tsar has big ideas.
World court under threat as President al-Bashir of Sudan defies warrant. Try delivering the warrant by J-DAM.
North Korea fuels rocket ahead of launch. Expect fireworks.
Job Losses From Obama Green Stimulus Foreseen in Spanish Study. There will be many others.
Armed Forces slashed by a fifth under Labour. A Bloody Disgrace. Only Labour could cut defence while fighting two wars.
Wanna "buy" a bridge?.........from Rico
Gee, I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE, but it's getting my stimu-less money!
I guess that is exactly what happens when no one in Congress actually had the opportunity to read the legislation before quickly voting to pass it. Of course, it would have just 'slowed down' the process even further had anyone identified as a voting citizen been able to read the contents BEFORE their elected representatives made it the law of the land.
Of course many of us have reasonably concluded that our elected officials DO NOT REPRESENT US, but are merely elegantly-tailored circus clowns masquerading as our "leaders." They ARE often just as entertaining as circus clowns, but unlike circus clowns our political clowns are doing real damage into the bargain.
Washington as very bad reality TV. President Sanjay. Not funny at all.
For MY money the reigning Miss Venezuela makes a lot more sense than any of our buffoons in D.C.
pssssssst!!! Wanna buy a bridge?
Tax Quote....
'Under a new plan by the Obama administration, if you buy a new car this year, you will able to deduct the sales tax from your income tax.
Or you can just take a job at the White House and you wouldn’t have to pay taxes at all.' - Jay Leno
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Science Answers....
It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.
The spellings are the original ones.
1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
2. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
3. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
4. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin.
5. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
6. Liter: A nest of young puppies.
7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
10. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
11. The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.
12. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
13. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
14. For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower that the heart until the heart stops.
15. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
16. Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
17. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
18. Blood flows down one leg and up the the other.
H/T DML
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
What is the difference between Jesus and Obama??
Answer: Jesus knew how to BUILD a CABINET !!!
H/T Shelly
Serious Blogging....
...ok this is an ad but the way the MSM reported the first years in Iraq was a disgrace. It was only due to a few 'bloggers' who put their asses on the line and spent time with the troops that any truth came out.
H/T DML
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