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Sunday, 5 April 2009
WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS..
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State footb all coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height."And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ."
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above is locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former pl ayer: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
14 Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
H/T Ted
Saturday, 4 April 2009
"Speshul" all right...last remarks re: G-20.........by Rico
These idiots are "speshul" all right. Yes, I mean the G-20 attendees, the press, and all of those morons responsible for electing them instead of impeaching and/or hanging them for crimes against humanity.
A last blast...er, comment regarding the WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION SCAM they foisted upon us. Yeah, that $ trillion dollars to the IMF I gassed-on about yesterday. It relates to the SDR (special drawing rights) scam discussed.
SDR's as a world reserve currency has ALL THE TEXTURE, STICKINESS, AND STENCH OF A REDISTRIBUTION SCAM.
It is fiat money printed on a global scale, shared among ALL members of the IMF (some of the world's crummiest regimes).
The SDR consists ONLY of USD, GBP, EUR, and JPY...so you can see whose citizens pay the cost of their currencies being diluted and debased as the truly crap countries cash-in their new SDR's.
- International financial scofflaw Argentina gets over $2 bn worth of SDR's.
- Nigeria will get a similar amount (look for their world-renowned e-mail scammers/phishers to start dangling SDR-related bait to the ready-to-be-fleeced soon).
- Syria gets $350 million to protect Hexbollah from devaluation that is driving up the local currency price of Semtex.
WORSHIP OBAMA! (...the stuttering idiot) AREN'T YOU GLAD HE RODE TO THE RESCUE AT THE G-20!
The Ultimate Par 3.....
This par 3 is in South Africa.
The green is shaped like the African continent and completely surrounded by a sea of sand. You hit off a cliff over 1,400 feet above the hole and it takes 26 seconds for your ball to land.
You have to take a helicopter to get to the hole. They post spotters around the green to let you know where your ball lands because you can't possibly see it.
Padraig Harrington is the only person to ever par it. He did it in a playoff after a recent tournament there. It is the 19th hole and only used for playoffs.
Watch him do it with a sandy.
H/T Shelly
MORE HERE
Teaser.....
Count them and wait!
Count them again after the picture has changed . .
This will drive you crazy!
WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM? don't ask me;
H/T Shelly
Headlines from the G20.....
Trillion dollar bail out issued on RBS cheque.
Trillion dollar rescue package under threat as world leaders unable to agree how many zeros to put on cheque
World leaders just wish Obama ‘wouldn’t keep touching them that way’.
H/T DML
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