H/T DML
Saturday, 11 April 2009
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
H/T Liz B
Friday, 10 April 2009
Take aim.....
A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: “This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there.”
The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.
“What’s so funny?” asks the assistant.
“Well, I can see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house,” replies the customer.
Snatching the ’scope back, the assistant cranes his eye through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, naked, being hotly pursued by an excited young man.
Furious, the assistant says to the man, “If I give you two bullets, will you blow my wife’s head off with one and take the man’s dick out with the other? I’ll give you the telescopic sight for free if you do.”
“Okay,” the man says, as he takes out his rifle and attacks the sight. Taking a quick look through it before loading, he hands one bullet back. “You know what?” he says. “I think I can do this with just one shot.”
H/T DML
Things you do see in Norfolk......A Whisky Distillery
Find out more HERE
I feel a field trip coming on.
Wow: The Kings Firecrackers......
....This was the half time show at a Naval Academy Game. It is totally amazing and must have taken hours of practice.
H/T Tom
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Tax Reminder........from Rico
And as smooth-talking and glib Joe "golden tonsils" (or was that "plugs?") Biden would have you understand IT'S YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY!!!*
And besides...Obama wants to make being an ILLEGAL immigrant LEGAL and give them your hard-earned tax-dollars anyway, so that's FAIR and quite all right, si?
Hey, YOU....yes you, Tax-payer shnook..."que pasa homie...now bend over and take it from Team Obama again!"
*Unless you are a candidate for a position in the Obama-Biden administration or a current member of Congress, then all bets are off and you don't have to pay any taxes or penalties!
Tax Reminder.........April 15, 2009
Important tax reminder:
Don't forget to pay your taxes......
Muchas gracias!
21 million illegal aliens are depending on you!
RANGERS vs SPECIAL FORCES...........
The Chief of Staff of the Army asked his Sergeant Major, who was both Ranger and Special Forces qualified, which organization he would recommend to form a new anti-terrorist unit. The Sergeant Major responded to the General's question with this parable:
If there were a hijacked Boeing 747 being held by terrorists along with its passengers and crew and an anti-terrorist unit formed either by the Rangers or the Special Forces was given a Rescue/Recovery Mission; what would you expect to happen?
Ranger Option
Forces/Equipment Committed: If the Rangers went in, they would send a Ranger company of 120 men with standard army issue equipment.
Mission Preparation: The Ranger Company First Sergeant would conduct a Hair Cut and Boots Inspection, while the officers consulted SOPs and held sand table exercises.
Infiltration Technique: They would insist on double timing, in company formation, wearing their combat equipment, and singing cadence all the way to the site of the hijacked aircraft.
Actions in the Objective Area: Once they arrived, the Ranger company would establish their ORP, put out security elements, conduct a leaders recon, reapply their camouflage, and conduct final preparations for Actions on the OBJ.
Results of Operation: The Rescue/Recovery Operation would be completed within one hour; all of the terrorists and most of the passengers would have been killed, the Rangers would have sustained light casualties and the 747 would be worthless to anyone except a scrap dealer.
Special Forces Option
Forces/Equipment Committed: If Special Forces went in, they would send only a 12 man team (all SF units are divisible by 12 for some arcane historical reason) however, due to the exotic nature of their equipment the SF Team would cost the same amount to deploy as the Ranger Company.
Mission Preparation: The SF Team Sergeant would request relaxed grooming standards for the team.
All members of the team would spend a grueling afternoon at a quality spa ensuring physical abilities would be honed.
Infiltration Technique: The team would insist on separate travel orders with Max Per Diem, and each would get to the site of the hijacking by his own means. At least one third of the team would insist on jumping in HALO.
Actions in the Objective Area: Once they arrived , the SF Team would cache their military uniforms, establish a Team Room at the best hotel in the area, use their illegal Team Fund to stock the unauthorized Team Room Bar, check out the situation by talking to the locals, and have a Team Meeting to discuss the merits of the terrorists' cause.
Results of Operation: The Rescue/Recovery Operation would take two weeks to complete and by that time all of the terrorists would have been killed, (and would have left signed confessions); the passengers would be ruined psychologically for the remainder of their lives; and all of the women passengers would be pregnant. The 747 would be essentially unharmed, the team would have taken no casualties but would have used up, lost, or stolen all the "high speed" equipment issued to them.
H/T Stormbringer
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