I can see you.....

Video: Sexy Britney Plays Golf....

She works for Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill

Thought for the Day....

Someone once asked G.K. Chesterton what book he'd most like to have on a desert island.

He answered, "Thomas's Guide to Practical Shipbuilding."


H/T DML

Video: Tax and Spend by Barack Obama

Borrowed from Michelle Malkin

H/T Hamden

Monday Mopsies......

Cool Shot.....

That CHANGE thing..........by Rico

CUBA got CHANGE in 1959.

Looks like a critical mass of suckers has ensured that we're getting our CHANGE right now.

When you look closely at the "Obama Doctrine" [read: ignore, deny, appease, cut-and-run, read from the teleprompter some more] you can clearly 'see' what the end result of this is going to be for the US, if not many additional places.

Seriously Remote Blogging Location.....

....but where is it?

Some Great Paintings.....

H/T DML

Lincoln vs. Obama.....by Rico

Old "Honest Abe" Lincoln is reported to have once quipped at his own expense "If I had two faces, would I be wearing THIS one?"

The "Chicago Corrupticrat-in-Chief" Obama actually HAS two faces. This will prove to be exclusively at OUR expense.
- Both faces are malignant narcissistic metrosexual sissy-boys and Communists, but only one of them is apparently allowed to use the teleprompter...the other one hangs out with his Marxist-terrorist-criminal friends and raises money by being one of the "Hate-America-First-Last-Always" crowd.

Signs.....

** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."

** Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."

** In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

** On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."

** On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

** At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

** On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."

** On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."

** On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

** At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

** Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

** In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."

** On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

** In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

** At the electric company, "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

** In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"

** On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)

** In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

** Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

** In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."

** On a shoe makers shop, "I can save your soles and I'm willing to dye for you."

H/T DML

Meet The Corrigan Brothers.....

Just over a year ago a little Irish band called Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys sent me this video and asked if would help promote them.....

I being a nice guy and seeing the potential of the song (in my defence I didn't think the commie asshole would get to the White House). So I spent 8 months persuading them to do a decent version of the song and eventually they did and this is what they came up with....they also changed their name to The Corrigan Brothers which is a big improvement...

I sent this over to Wogan and all hell broke loose.....now they are all over Radio 2. Since then they have gone from strength to strength and now have a whole catalogue of brilliant songs including 'An Irishman Invented Rock and Roll'

and 'Credit Crunch'

'Jesus Freak'..

'American Dream'...

and finally a remix of 'Lord of the Dance'

Right now they are probably the best Irish band out there and I would appreciate it if you would take the time to listen to their songs because they are bloody good.

Go Navy.....

US Ship Captain Rescued From Pirates.


H/T Cargosquid

Bedtime Totty......

How long before Britain follows....

Zimbabwe shelves own currency for a year.

H/T DML

Cartoon Round Up....

More from the Tea Party lines...

Marketing guru doesn't like the tea party thing...hrm maybe because its grass-roots and people like him aren't making any money? Its been a while since I have read anything so patronizing.

The left tried their own Tea Party type event. As you can see from the report it was not that successful.

My fellow Nugent conservative , Ted Nugent, fully supports the Tea Parties and is speaking at the one in San Antonio.

And finally my buddy over at PJM hosts a show debating the pros & cons of the movement.

Update: Riehl conjectures on why the lefties are so upset by the Tea Parties.

Update II : GayPatriot looks into some of the often funny Tea Party criticism.

Update III: Check how popular Tax Day Tea Party is much to the chagrin of Tea Party opponents.

Update IV: More on the pathetic and hypocritical opposition to these events. More silly opposition detailed over on Fox's site.

Video: Theo Jansen: The art of creating creatures

H/T Chad