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Brampton …
1 hour ago
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
New Golf Lingo.....
Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed
An 'OJ.'- got away with one
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees
A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole
H/T Shelly
Light News.....
Giving credit where it's due....more on the rescue of Captain Philips. ( H/T Nebraska Bob)
Organic farmer evicted while gipsies are allowed to stay. An effing disgrace.
Gordon Brown drawn into No. 10 email scandal. There is no way he did not know about it.
Quote:
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand.” Milton Friedman
H/T DML
Tax Freedom Day 4-13-2009.......from Rico
On average, by today 'most' Americans will have worked every minute of the year to date to have 'paid' their tax burden [federal-state-local]. Of course, Obama's political appointees and friends, and members of that exclusive millionaire's club (Congress), and the unproductive parasites (forgive the redundancy here) don't really have to worry very much about paying taxes.
This includes "Turbo Tax Timmy" who as Sec of the Treasury is also the boss of the largest racketeering enterprise on the planet, the IRS (Internal Revenue Service...Inland Revenue to some of you...extortionist gangsters to me).
Sadly, we are NOT quite completely free of the "wealth-redistribution Tax-nazis." Obama, having racked-up a greater debt in his first short months of office than ALL the Presidents from Washington-to-Bush combined, has assured that TAXES WILL HAVE TO INCREASE.
Doubt me? Believe all the MSM propaganda about "taxing the rich" but not YOU?
- It's a LIE. Our politicians [read: tax-spenders] KNOW it is a LIE, but since mendacity is their greatest skill (not economics) and they are counting on you to be too stoopid to understand just how screwed you really are, they expect to get away with the lie as usual.
- There are simply NOT enough "rich" people, and they do NOT have enough money, to carry the coming tax burden...take 100% of what they have and it will not be enough!
- WHERE oh WHERE will the tax revenue really come from? From YOU. From ME. If you are middle-class, have a job, have anything at all...that is exactly where it will come from. From US! OBAMA-REID-PELOSI-FWANK & Co. know the vast majority of this nation's "as yet unconfiscated wealth" is actually in the hands of the middle class, the ones who created and earned it...yeah, the very folks they've been "assuring" and "calming" that "everything will be O.K. and not to worry......hey, look it's a grouse!" Baloney.
Willy Sutton, the bank robber was once asked "WHY he robbed banks?" Willy's reply was "because that is where the money is."
WHY are our greedy and corrupt tax-spenders going to raise OUR taxes? Same reason. Because that's where the money is. Small wonder that the TEA (taxed enough already) party notion is catching on like wildfire. Americans have to stop being "shaken down" by these thieving corrupticrat tax-spenders....PARTY LIKE IT'S BOSTON HARBOR 1775!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, 13 April 2009
Quote Of The day
Heard at a certain football match in S.E. England this Bank Holiday Monday afternoon. Directed at a player who appeared to have a bit of a tan, a spectator shouted:
"Go and have another sunbed"
What is the oldest profession?
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.
The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The engineer replied, “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.”
Then, the lawyer spoke up. “Yes,” he said, “But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
H/T DML
Amazing: Andre Rieu and Melissa Venema-Il Silenzio
The 'last post' is universal among almost all the armed forces of the world, though it may vary among them in its execution. In this example the bugle call is played in its entirety, and it is a sad and beautiful thing to hear.
H/T Pete H
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