Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Wow: Susan Boyle Stuns Crowd with Epic Singing
I love it when someone puts Simon Cowell in his place.
Susan Boyle Stuns Crowd with Epic Singing - Watch more Funny Videos
H/T Shelly
Light News...
Gordon Brown presiding over a 'cesspit' at Downing Street, claims Nadine Dorries. Sums up the Labour Party in general.
Businessman burgled after being banned from using giant catapult. And where were Plod?
EU tells farmers to tag every sheep in Britain. F**k Ewe EU.
The 22 Royal Marines who took on Argentine Falklands invasion force. Never mess with the Marines.
Shut-down of RAF squadrons 'to go ahead a year early'. Brown is destroying our military.
Laptop with names of SAS men is missing. Ever heard of security?
Overworked RAF faces manpower 'crisis'. This is a disgrace.
and finally...
Newt Gingrich angling for Presidential run...
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DON'T TREAD ON ME......from Rico
I will confess to having watched in awe (not surprise, however) as Obama has 'transformed' the highest office in the land. I guess that does make him what the MSM sycophants called a "transformational" figure.
Barack Hussein Obama first transformed himself into POTUS (pResident of the US) to MOTUS (Metrosexual of the US) to COTUS (Commissar of the US) to AOTUS (Asshole of the US)!
Do I sound harsh? Words do not exist in the English language to express my feelings about his latest accomplishment! Listen to this:
- The DHS under "Team Obama" has decided that military veterans...especially combat veterans (because they have certain "skills")...are now a threat! A radical threat!
THIS SICK-AND-TWISTED VIEW SAYS ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OUR COMMUNIST-IN-CHIEF'S REGIME AND HIS FELLOW TRAVELERS!
I AM A COMBAT VETERAN, SEVERAL TIMES OVER. MANY OF MY FRIENDS ARE TOO (LIVING AND DEAD). LIKE MOST AMERICANS, MY FAMILY HAS A LONG TRADITION OF SELFLESS SERVICE UNDER ARMS IN DEFENSE OF THIS NATION AND ITS LIBERTY. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW OFFENSIVE THIS IS TO MY HERITAGE, MY FAMILY, AND TO ME.
All of us veterans swore an oath to "protect, honor, and defend the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic." There was no expiry date or "escape clause" on that oath, and I consider it to be still binding, as all of us who have ever sworn it do.
So, WHO is the real enemy of FREEDOM today?
- The veterans, NOW no longer honored heros have been singled-out by ObaMarx's DHS (Department of Homeland Security...yeah, the ones who 'own' the TSA screeners - morons all - at our airports, the ones aptly named Thousands Standing Around=TSA) as a radical threat. DEDICATION TO LIBERTY, FREEDOM, AND DEMOCRACY A RADICAL THREAT? (To whom?)
-Bill Ayers, Bernadette DoRn, and any other murderous radical Communist terrorist are now heros? RADICAL DEDICATION TO MARX-ENGELS-HEGEL AND SAUL ALINSKY A VIRTUE?
THIS IS ORWELLIAN. GROTESQUE. STALINESQUE. Outlawing the love of liberty and becoming oppressive in size, intrusion into the lives of citizens, and interfering with the free pursuit of life this administration and government has in effect (as Dick Morris recently opined) repealed the Constitution of the US.
It is time to party like it's 1775!!!
DON'T TREAD ON ME!!!
THROW THE BUMS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
PEOPLE ASK WHY?
Why I Carry a Gun
My old grandpa said to me son,' there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'.
I don't carry a gun to kill people.
I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
I don't carry a gun to scare people.
I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.
I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
I don't carry a gun because I love it.
I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.
Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves.
Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.
Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin'.
.author unknown (but obviously brilliant)
H/T 45 Govt
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Tuesday, 14 April 2009
From students' report cards.....
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
H/T DML
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