H/T Shelly

Music: American Dream by The Corrigan Brothers.

From their brilliant new album 'An Irishman Invented Rock and Roll' which is due for release shortly.

Feel like you're having a bad day?

H/T Rodney

Video: Drew Brees Sport Science

H/T Chad

PSALM 2008-2012

FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT:

OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGHT THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,
I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA A TREE.

H/T DML

Wednesday Wenches.....

H/T M Kohl

Pirates contd: O'Reilly & Col. Hunt On the Inside of the Military Operations to Rescue Capt. Phillips

H/T M Kohl

Kids on Beer......

A handful of 7 year old children were asked ‘What they thought of beer’.

‘I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.’ Tim, 7 years old

‘Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.‘ Mellanie, 7 years old

‘My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.’ Grady, 7 years old

”My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.’ Toby, 7 years old

‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.' Sarah, 7 years old

‘My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.’ Lilly, 7 years old

‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’ Ethan, 7 years old

‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’ Shirley, 7 years old

‘My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’ Jack, 7 years

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WTF!!!!

H/T DML

The Bundeswehr's New Toy....

Bedtime Totty.....

Good news: Tommorrow is the last day of planting spuds so full service should be restored on Thursday.

WTF!!

H/T DML

H/T Mark W

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

British Banks To Write Off Another £137bn. Anyone want to bet the written off debt will be in Labour strongholds and marginal seats. This makes me sick. A whole bunch of people who should never have given credit are going to have their debts written off and the hard working people of Britain (yes there are a few) will be punished by higher taxes.

Quick Question for Uk readers.......if we still have any

Can I stick a Vodaphone simcard into an Orange mobile phone without wrecking things?

Clarification.................

"Wait a minute now, I didn't authorize ATTACKS on the Pirates, I authorized A TAX on the pirates"


H/T Shelly

Oooops.....

Treasury: Caught Lying Again. Things are going tits up. Total socio-economic meltdown is becoming a possibility.

H/T Bob C

F**k Me Game of the Day.....

It gets a little tricky as the game progresses.

The site instructions are in Japanese, so read below!

1. Touch 'start'
2. Wait for 3, 2, 1.
3. Memorize the position of the numbers on the screen, and then click the circle where it was from the smallest number to the biggest number.
4. At the end of game, the computer will tell you the age of your brain.





Pete H reckons he made 54. I had a long lunch so got to 2!!

PLAY HERE