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Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Great Epitaph.......




Wiki on him.


H/T DML

Welcome to Mexico......

...as if anyone is going to Mexico now.



H/T DML

Real Family Fortunes Responses..........

Q. Name a famous brother and sister
A. Bonnie & Clyde

Q. Name a dangerous race
A. The Arabs

Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A. A horse

Q. Name something that floats in the bath
A. Water

Q. Name something you wear on the beach
A. A deckchair

Q. Name something Red
A. My cardigan

Q. Name a famous royal
A. Mail

Q. Name a number you have to memorise
A. 7

Q. Name something in the garden that’s green
A. Shed

Q. Name something that flies that doesn’t have an engine
A. A bicycle with wings

Q. Name something you might be allergic to
A. Skiing

Q. Name a famous bridge
A. The bridge over troubled waters

Q. Name something a cat does
A. Goes to the toilet

Q. Name something you do in the bathroom
A. Decorate

Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A. A dog
Q. Name something associated with the police
A. Pigs

Q. Name a sign of the zodiac
A. April

Q. Name something slippery
A. A conman

Q. Name a kind of ache
A. Fillet ‘O’ Fish (?)

Q. Name a food that can be brown or white
A. Potato

Q. Name a jacket potato topping
A. Jam

Q. Name a famous Scotsman
A. Jock

Q. Name something with a hole in it
A. Window

Q. Name a non-living object with legs
A. Plant

Q. Name a domestic animal
A. Leopard

Q. Name a part of the body beginning with ‘N’
A. Knee

Q. Name a way of cooking fish
A. Cod

Q. Name something you open other than a door
A. Your bowels

H/T DML

Caption Time....




H/T Three Beers Later

A Couple of Toons......



H/T Peter Gunn

Classic.......




Courtesy of The Old Stick and Rudder Co who have some great videos if you visit their gallery.

For cricket fans to know!

The first "Testicular Guard" was used in cricket in 1874 & the first helmet was used
in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important!

H/T Pete H

More Tea Party Signs......





H/T Shelly

Wow: Carl Edwards Horrible Flip into the Fence 2009 Aaron's 499 at Talladega NASCAR Sprint Cup Finish

I recommend watching all of this clip. It is best best version I could find.





H/Ts Charlie H & Gary P

A few sites you may like.....

on 205th Magazine. Mainly Totty.

Uncoached. Assorted stuff.

Flabber. Dutch hottie in fluffy pink bunny suit paintballing.

Unreality Mag. Assorted weird stuff.

Mick Landers. Some great stuff.

Video: Duck and Cover

They way the fool in the Red Shed is going this has just become relevant again.

Video: World's Largest Model Rocket Launched


World's Largest Model Rocket Launched - Watch more Funny Videos

News....

Helmand heroine. Good girl. She is also cute.

It's official: Women ARE more equal than men as Harman shakeup gives preferential treatment. More bull from Harriet Harmful.

Lord Of The Flies savages: Gang of children stripped, beat and tortured boy, 15, before leaving him for dead in a shallow grave. Hang them.

The butler did it... but magistrates remove his electronic tag so he can continue looking after the Countess anyway. One can't survive without one's staff.

Big Brother climbdown: Smith does U-turn after admitting public don't want a huge database. They will do it on the sly instead.

Nelson's battlefield: Forgotten clumps of trees that map out victory in Battle of the Nile. Must be saved. And we could plant a Trafalgar version.

Swine flu confirmed in Britain. No doubt found in the House of Commons. Actually it would be rather ironic if the Taleban were wiped out by swine flu.

Sri Lanka army 'to stop shelling' Tamil Tiger enclave. Jolly nice of them.

Zimbabwe jets could be seized. They have jets!!!!!

Pakistan's President says Osama bin Laden could be dead. What about that old poof Zaraqueeri?

Yorkshireman 'spoke with Irish accent after brain surgery'. So he is still illiterate.

Territorial Army recruits to be fast-tracked to the front line. So they can cut back the regulars. Get rid of the MoD and use the billions saved to increase our military.

Elephants abandon troubled Zimbabwe. Not stupid these elephants.

Pupils aged 11 to learn about gay sex. WTF!!!

and finally.....


More Naked Anti-Germanism.
Some naked yodelling from Jules.

What's this?


H/T Brian L


Borrowed from Rural Fairfax

The Alphabet According to Google Maps.....


H/T Paul N

Video: 3rd Battalion of the 505th Parachute Regiment: "The Panthers"

Finally one with good a soundtrack.

Tuesday Totty....




I posted this for the Fred Thompson interview.....

Wanker One.........

...he should be grounded.




View more news videos at: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/video.



H/T Ross

History: Horseless Carriage: 1906


H/T Shelly